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Tips For the Classy Hoe 🌚

Invest in Prada sunglasses,

A nice brown purse, Luis Vuitton if you can afford it

Quality lingerie,

A good sunhat,

Expensive jewelry (pearl and diamond earrings are a must)

And a wide selection of fancy shoes

Regularly get your hair and nails done,

Style your hair simply and classically every day and keep your nails long and manicured

Stick with nudes and light pinks for every day wear, red for more formal events

Invest in voice, piano, and ballet lessons

Learn French

Read all the literature and poetry you can, keep up on politics and current events

Be opinionated and informed, but never stubborn

Talk smoothly and gently, but never apologetically

Go out for brunch

Take walks in the park with or without your lover on Sundays

Set aside time at least once a week to go to an art gallery, museum, or theatre

Drink fine wine and be knowledgeable of it