The Slenderman does his best not to fall asleep in the living room, or anywhere other than his bedroom really, and that's for one particular reason:
His wards (the pasta) draw smiley faces on him while he sleeps.
It irritates him quite a bit, and he's asked who's done it, but nobody knows- or rather, nobody confesses.
(IM BACK. DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME DIDJA MISS ME-
BONUS: It was Jeff. It's always Jeff. He's the only one willing to take the risk.
EXTRA BONUS: The pasta all cover for Jeff every. Single. Time. It's tradition at this point, it's what they do.
EXTRA EXTRA BONUS: Slenderman eventually figured out the whole thing, but kept it a secret because he liked seeing the pasta work together to keep him clueless.)
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Creepypasta Headcannons Book 3
FanfictionOk, this is getting a bit ridiculous. NOTE: Read the first two books before this one. Trust me. You'll thank me later.
