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Chuck Norris vs. Slenderman

"Chuck?"

"What?"

"Come here!"

The scared boy pointed straight at the dark forest.

"I bet you, that if you can survive in there for 1 week, then you can skin me alive a-"

"And if I lose, I have to wear a bikini!"

"Oh, wow."

"Mark my words Matt, I will survive there."

"If you say so."

"I'm Chuck Norris! I can do anything!"

"Yeah right."

"Come on, if your so sure that I won't make it for one week then how come your sa-"

"Face it, Chuck. No one has survived in there."

"Who do you think I am? Some random Joe!"

"...no... I guess not..."

"Well, I'm going in there, and I'll win!"

"Good luck."

"Good luck?"

"Oh yeah! You can't have any suplies to survive."

"Sounds fair enough."

"Wat?"

By saying this, Chuck Norris walked into the dark, forest. He ignored the sign that had a skull and cross bow on it and walked straight into a tree.

"Dang it!" Chuck shouted.

He kept on walking, until he saw a note pinned on one of the trees.

'No eyes, always watching' it read.

"Huh, that's odd. I've never seen some idiot put papers on trees." Chuck Norris said.

He kept on walking, and found another note.

'Beware' it read.

"Hmm."

Chuck left the notes there, incase they were someone's.

Well they were.

Chuck Norris continued walking, before he heard a stream nearby.

"Beautiful." Chuck said.

"Beautiful."

He then saw another note.

"Why do these Goddarn notes keep popping up!?"

He took it off the tree and looked at it.

This time, it read:

'Run for your lives'

Chuck was odded out.

"People these days." he muttered.

Then, by the stream he heard the rustle of a bush.

"WHO'S THERE?" Chuck Norris shouted as he aimed a gun at the bush.

"I'M WARING YOU! SHOW YOURSELVES! I'M ARMED!!!!"

Nothing popped out.

Was Chuck Norris going crazy? Was he losing his mind? He could explain what was going on. It wasn't normal.

It was paranormal.

Chcuk Norris continued to stare into the bush, his gun aimed. He stood there for quiet a while, until he realized it was getting near night.

"Better break some trees." Chuck Norris said briefly.

Then, he saw another note. He didn't even stop and read it, he just walked passed, oddified.