"Gasp!" Tamaki gasped. "Recreational use of that substance is illegal, Haruhi!"
"Did you just say the word 'gasp'? And look, it's just weed, it's not like it's cra-"
"GASP!" Tamaki shrieked, clutching his chest. "Haruhi," he stage whispered conspiratorially, "are you telling me that you are in possession of one," he glanced quickly over his shoulder, "crack cocaine?"
Kyoya scoffed, hiding his fond gaze. "One crack cocaine?"
Kaoru Hitachiin retracted his arm from the waist of his boyfriend, Takeshi Morinozuka, and slung it over the shoulder of his twin brother, Hikaru. "Hello, Mr. Drug Dealer. I would life to purchase one crack cocaine, please."
Hikaru smirked. "Sure thing. Will that be debit or credit?"
"I actually have a gift card.."
Tamaki glared at them with tears in his eyes. "I can't believe you're bullying me. I'm being bullied and I'm not even fat."
Hikaru shrugged. "Well..."
"Can we just smoke some weed before Tamaki goes into cardiac arrest?" Requested an exasperated Haruhi.
"Weed is pussy shit, but I do agree with Haruhi," Kyoya stated without a trace of emotion.
"Gasp!"
Haruhi took that as permission to begin rolling a pretty thin blunt. "For Tamaki, because he seems high enough," he explained to no one in particular.
Uhhhh to be continued
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What's Your Favorite Idea? - TamaKyo
FanfictionTamaki Suoh is a loving person. He loves everything and everyone. Excepting the demonic crackhead creators of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, that is. There is absolutely nothing that he despises and fears more than that creepy-ass puppet show. Of course...
