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Random writing #1

I was forced to write a one page story for my english class and this is what happened. I hope you enjoy the weirdest thing I have ever written.

OH BOY ME AND MY HUMAN ARE BEST FRIENDS. WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER, EVEN SHOWER. HE DOESN'T LIKE ME TO SHOWER WITH HIM THOUGH. TODAY MY HUMAN GRABBED THE LEASH FROM THE BOWL. OH BOY I LOVE THAT LEASH.

"Hey boy! Want to go on a walk?" Human said. OH BOY WALK! I KNOW THAT WORD! I LOVE WALKS! I'LL DO A SPIN IF WE CAN GO ON A WALK. HUMAN PUT MY LEASH ON MY COLLAR. I'M DEFINITELY GOING ON A WALK. HE'S GOING TOWARDS THE DOOR. OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! I SWEAR MY TAILS GONNA FALL OFF FROM ALL OF THIS WAGGING.

WE'RE AT THE PARK. I LOVE THE PARK. THE PARK IS BIG AND GREEN, IS THAT A BALL!? I LOVE THE BALL. MAY I CHASE THE BALL? OH BOY THE BALL FLEW FROM HIS HAND! IT'S A MAGIC BALL. I WILL SAVE YOU MAGIC BALL! WHERE DID THE BALL GO? I CAN NOT SEE THE BALL. IS IT BACK IN MY HUMAN'S HANDS? I DON'T KNOW. I'M A DOG. THE BALL IS BACK IN HIS HANDS. ALL PEACE IS RESTORED. GOD BLESS THE MAGIC BALL. OH NO THE MAGIC BALL IS FLYING AGAIN. I WILL CATCH YOU MAGIC BALL! I CAUGHT THE MAGIC BALL. I'M PROUD. BUT ALSO TIRED. CHASING MAGIC BALLS IS HARD WORK. THE PARK IS SUNNY. I LIKE THE SUN. HERE COMES HUMAN. HUMAN HAS THE LEASH. ARE WE GOING HOME? WE'RE GOING HOME.

WE'RE HOME. I'M A TIRED DOG. I'M GOING TO SLEEP. I LIKE MY BED. CAN I MARRY MY BED? I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M A DOG. THAT MAKES ME SAD. I'M SLEEPY. I'M SLEEP....