James began to cry. He was stuck in a bathroom stall, with a poopy ash. His little wings were too small to reach the toilet paper, so now he was balling. He didn't know what to do. No one could help him. His little feet dangled off the toilet seat.
"Hey All Over, Can I Ask you a question?" Funkadelic asked. "Sure. What do you want?" All Over replied. "Well, I was wondering if you'd like to go to prom. You know, tomorrow night?" Funkadelic blushed. "OH MY GOSH. YES!! TOMORROW NIGHT? OF COURSE! I HAVE TO TELL JAMES! ... uhh, where is James?" All Over asked. Funkadelic stared at All Over with red eyes. "I-I don't know!" He said. "JAMES! JAMES IS STUCK UNSIDE THE BUILDING WITH THE SKUNK! THE SKUNK WILL EAT HIM!!" All Over screamed and started running towards the doors of the building. The principle stepped right in front of the path, and gestured a "stop" hand. "You cannot go inside All Over. The skunk is far too dangerous. Why do you need to go inside anyways?" The Principle asked. "My pet birb is stuck inside. I need him." "Well, next time be more careful with your birb. You can't go inside." All Over began to cry. He really wanted James back. But he was scared of the skunk. "I'll make a deal. I will give you my hat if you let me go inside. Deal?" The principle thought for a second. The principle was always jealous of all over's hat. "Deal." He said. He opened the door, and All Over ran inside. "JAMES! SQUEAK FOR ME SO I CAN HELP YOU!" He yelled. Suddenly a very faint "chirp chops" came from the men's bathroom. All Over ran inside, and cried. "James! Where are you?!" "I'm in the roight stall. Unlock it and I'll be here. I'm stuck." James replied. All Over ran to the stall, unlocked it, and looked down only to see James crying and sitting on the edge of the toilet seat. "James I'm so sorry. I didn't know." All Over took some toilet paper, and wiped the birb's butt. "Thank you for helping me All Over. I didn't want the skunk to eat me." All Over smirked. "I don't think there is a skunk anymore. I think it was just the horrid odor from this stall. You're the skunk, James." James's eyes widened and he started to panick. "I-I'm not a birb?! I'M A SKUNK?! MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE! WHY ME? WHY MEEE?" James cried. "No james! You're still a birb! But everyone thought you were a skunk because of your fart smells. It smells just like a skunk." James calmed down. "Oh. Good. I don't wanna be a skunk." He said. James flew up to land on All Over's roight shoulder. They left the building, and told the principle what happened. The principle was shocked. That smell came from a birb? What will the principle do?
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Funkadelic x All Over
VampireFunkadelic is an average little bean who has a huge crush on another kid named All Over. But when Funkadelic tries to talk to All Over, his pointy eyeballs accidentally poke All Over in the face and knocks him out. What will funkadelic do?
