Funk was so excited to have pint as a pet. He's never had a pet before, so this was new. When Funk got in the car, he put pint in the front seat, buckled him up, and turned on some tunes. Funk's favorite song was "hit me baby one more time" by Britney Spears. Funk thought that pint would like it too. The whole ride home, funk would ask questions like, "so how do you even pee without a butthole?" And "are you dating anyone?" Pint would only give yes or no answer, except the last question Funk asked. Funk said, "pint, are you a boy or a girl?" Pint's face went to white to red real fast. He was furious. "DON'T ASSUME MY GENDER" pint yelled. Pint crossed "it's" arms and almost cried. "I'M SO SORRY PINT!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU MAD!! I'm such a terrible dad!! How can I make this up to you?" Funk asked. Pint smirked. Funk was ready for trouble. "I want an onion, a pair of pants, and a mustache." Funk was super surprised. "Wh-why the mustache..?" He asked. Pint smiled. "Because I will look like a man." Pint said. Funkadelic took Pint to funk's favorite store, Walmart, and they got an onion, a pair of pants, and a fake mustache? What will Pint do with his fake mustache?
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Funkadelic x All Over
VampireFunkadelic is an average little bean who has a huge crush on another kid named All Over. But when Funkadelic tries to talk to All Over, his pointy eyeballs accidentally poke All Over in the face and knocks him out. What will funkadelic do?
