After Funkadelic and Pint got the pants, the onion and the mustache, they went back to the car to go home. "Thank you daddy!" Pint said. Funkadelic started to cry. It was heartwarming to hear Pint say that. "You're welcome son." Funkadelic said. "CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!" Pint yelled. "What did we say about the gender thing? Do we need to go back to the store?" Pint asked. "No, I just bought you some stuff." Just then, the Walmart bag started crinkling on its own. "Wh-what's that dad?" Pint asked. "I don't know..." funkadelic said. All of the sudden, the mustache went flying out of the bag, and got stuck on Funkadelic's fuface. "THAT'S MY MUSTACHE!!! TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF!!" Pint screamed. "I CAN'T I'M DRIVING!" Funkadelic replied. "I'M TAKIN' OVA THE WHEEL NOW!" Pint yelled. Pint pushed Funk outta the way, and began to drive. His legs were too short, so he used his magic powers to grow long legs. Funkadelic was struggling to pull off the mustache, but eventually he got it off. The mustache started to fly around the car. Then it went to the radio buttons, and started changing stations. The mustache changed the station to "potato knishes" then to "Aaron Butt, sir" and then to " history maker." "NOOOO CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK I WANT BRITNEY SPEARSSSS!!" Funkadelic yelled. But the mustache didn't want to change it back. What will Funkadelic do without Britney Spears?
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Funkadelic x All Over
VampireFunkadelic is an average little bean who has a huge crush on another kid named All Over. But when Funkadelic tries to talk to All Over, his pointy eyeballs accidentally poke All Over in the face and knocks him out. What will funkadelic do?
