Chapter 16: sister sad

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Poor James was diagnosed with depressed, major diarrhea disorder, and loneliness. He didn't know what to do. He was stuck at the doctors office with no one there to help him. He was the only one there besides the doctah. All over couldn't pick him up because he and funkadelic were d r u n k . James didn't know that tho. He pulled his phone out of his wing and tried to phone up the guys. No one answered, so he left a message:
"Hey Dad it's James. I know you're out with funkadelic and you're partying but I'm stuck at the doctahs and I can't leave. I can't push the door open. Oh and by the way my sugar levels are not that bad. Eight. Yeah so my hair's grown. AHHHHH"
And that was it.
I'll over never listened to the message till the next day when he was sober. He had spent the night at Funkadelic's house, and was still there when he got the voicemail.
"Funkadelic."
"Yeah?"
"James is at the doctors and has been since yesterday evening."
"Ok"
"We should go get him"
"Ok"
"Can we go get him"
"Ok"
(Funkadelic was half asleep and couldn't care less, if you couldn't tell)
They hurried and drove to the doctors where James was inside locked up. The doctors didn't let him out so he got locked in there.
"I AM SO SORRY JAMES LAST NIGHT WAS CRAY CRAY AND I FORGOT I'M SORRY"
James popped a little
"Thanks a lot you idiot. Thanks a lot all over. Thanks a l o t . Thanks to you, I've been diagnosed with depressed, loneliness, and a big diarrhea disorder. I hope you're happy. Because I've told mum."
"James I'm so sorry. We just went crazy and things got outta control. I love you and I promise I'll be here for you now."
Funkadelic passed out and was laying on the sidewalk dead. All over ran to him, picked him up, put him in the car, and drove to the hospital. Again, James was left alone. What will he do?

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