somebody else : dalex

viii

daviddobrik: wow

alexernst: wow indeed

daviddobrik; who tf says indeed

alexernst: who the fuck skips out on dole whip when they go to disneyland

daviddobrik; wow okay smh

alexernst: shut up u love me

daviddobrik; well

alexernst: WOW OKAY FINE THEN

daviddobrik: ur breaking up with me?

alexernst: we aren't even dating

daviddobrik: platonically

alexernst: " platonically "

alexernst: is that the hetero version of no homo

daviddobrik; I alREADY SAID IM NOT EVEN HETERO

alexernst: 🏃💨

daviddobrik: come back

alexernst; haha ur lonely

daviddobrik: fuk u

alexernst: I'll just marry you and then take all of your money so I can go to disneyland myself

alexernst: but no, really, thanks for today it was fun and I needed it

daviddobrik: of course,, I could tell. human interaction is good every once and awhile yknow

alexernst: unless ur an ass like me who hates most people

daviddobrik: but not me right :))

alexernst: nah ur cool 🤠👊

daviddobrik: well thank

alexernst; ugh don't get all sappy on me in too tired for that

alexernst: david

alexernst: did u fall asleep

daviddobrik: I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND THEN I HAD A FALLING DREAM

alexernst: um r u ok did you take drugs

daviddobrik: no my friend Dom handles the drugs

alexernst: wait dom as in probably sleeps with three girls a day dom

daviddobrik: no how bout Dom as in the guy who lives by " fuck bitches get money "

alexernst: dAVID I KNOW DOM

alexernst: KIND OF

daviddobrik: that's my BOY right there

alexernst: i ... i thought i was ur boy

daviddobrik: ....

daviddobrik:. 🏃💨💨💨💨

alexernst: bITCH DONT RUN AWAY FROM ME TF

daviddobrik: im sORRY ILY

alexernst: smh u better

daviddobrik: I d o ):

alexernst: how did we both know dom and he didn't even introduce us smh

daviddobrik: probably bc all dom is good at is transferring diseases and drug math

alexernst: tr u e

daviddobrik: can we agree to yell at him at once when we're all hanging out

alexernst: of course but like let me do the yelling

daviddobrik; the yelling is all on u

alexernst: k good. anyway im going to bed before like I pass out

daviddobrik: gn don't die in ur sleep

alexernst: yea thanks whore 🤠👊