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Word Vomit?

Here's your chance to ask everyone from the story Otaku's Haven.

Comment all your questions!

Aria: I'll be waiting for your questions!

Momoi: Me too!

Kise: Me three...

Aria: Eh? Kise is included?

Kise: Why are you so mean to me, Ariacchi?

Aria: Because you're annoying :P

Kise: EH?! But I'm one of the most popular characters in the story!

Momoi: Ki-chan, you're just an extra.

Kise: (Cries dramatically) So mean!

Kuroko: Kise-kun, you should cry somewhere else. You're disturbing everyone with your noise.

Kise: Kurokocchi! >3<

Aomine: Oi, Kise! Get out from this monologue!

Kise: B-but--

Akashi: Ryouta, don't make me repeat what they said.

Kise: (Acts like Tamaki Suo and grows mushrooms in a corner)

Tamaki: Hey! That's my spot! Mother! There's someone in ny spot!

Murasakibara: Huh? Are we already doing the crossover?

Aria: Kyaah! Tamaki! (Squeals but Akashi cuts her off by shoving a maiubo in her mouth)

Akashi: Leave.

Tamaki: You can't order me around!

Aria: No! Don't let him leave!

Aomine: I'll handle it! You should leave now before--

Tamaki ignores Aomine and dashes to Aria who has a maiubo still in her mouth. He lifts her chin up and brought his face closer to his.

Tamaki: I've never seen such a lady such as yourself stay beautiful even with a mouthful of food. (Aria blushes)

Kuroko: I think you should leave...

Midorima: Say your prayers, idiot.

Takao: Sorry, we're late-- Uh... why is Akashi holding a scissor?

Momoi: Oh no!

Kagami: Oi!

Aria: Kyaah! Tamaki-sama!

Akashi: (Snips scissors) Aria, step back.

Aria: Eh?! Why? Why are you holding a scissor, Sei-tan!

Everybody smacked their faces in disbelief.

Tamaki: Alas, I have to go. We shall meet again, my princess-- Waaaaahhhh!

Then he fell and died.

Hattori: Kudo! I saw a dead body!

Conan: Stop calling me Kudo! Ran is nearby! Where is the victim?

The detectives inspected the body.

Momoi: Kyaah! Hattori Heiji!

Momoi runs to the young detective but an arm stopped her and pulled her back.

Momoi: Dai-chan! I want to hug him! (>_<)

Aomine: Okay! That's it! No more crossovers! Akashi, let me borrow your scissors.

Akashi: I'm impressed, Daiki.

Hanamiya: Aomine Daiki is going to kill someone? Interesting.

Author: That's it! Go back to where you came from!

Kise: So that means we need to go back to our mothers?

Midorima: Idiot, she was simply telling us to get out of here.

Aria: Waah! Author, can you bring Rukawa here? Or maybe Nanase or Tachibana, Oh or maybe Natsu. Or maybe Sendoh! Or Shiraishi! Or Shin! Or Atobe! Or Luffy! Or Ichigo! Or Kakashi! Or Alphonse. All the hot guys in the anime!

Akashi: I need more scissors. The sharper the better. I need to lock this girl first.

Author: I'll gladly shut her up.

Hanamiya: Tch, there's no fun anymore.

Author: Hanamiya, shut up.

Hanamiya: Make me.

Magically shuts Hanamiya up.

Aria: Heh? How did you do that, Aella!

Author: Magic.

Ryoma: Oh. Wrong chapter.

Aria/Author: No, don't leave!

Ryoma: Who are you?

Author: I summoned you.

Atobe: It is I! The great Atobe! Be awed by my prowess!

Kise: Eh? He has the same voice as Aominecchi!

Aria: Kise, into the closet.

Aomine: Huh? He's probably copying me!

Atobe: Me? Why would I copy a lowlife like you?

Aomine: Huh? Who are you calling lowlife, you bas--

Takao: Bleep!

Author: THAT'S IT! EVERYBODY SHUT UP OR I'LL PUSH ALL OF YOU INTO A CLIFF, CRUSH EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY, SHRED IT, THEN KILL YOU REPEATEDLY.

Akashi: You suck at threatening.

Author: Don't test my patience. I'll never give you a happy ending with Aria! Anyone who makes another peep shall be gay in my fanfic! (Smiles) Hey! That's a great idea! Yaoi!

Aria: Kyaah! I ship Sei-tan with Furihata!

Author: Me too! And....

Aria/Author: AoKaga! Kyaaah!

All of the guys were silent as they gawked at the two who kept fangirling about Yaoi.

Hanamiya: I'm leaving...

All of the boys: Me too.

Akashi: (Pulls Aria) You scarred me for life. I'll return the favor, you stubborn girl.

Author: Eh? But that was a great idea! Everybody likes Yaoi! Right?

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I didn't know what got into me when I wrote this. Haha.

So... Comment all your questions to your favorite characters and I'll make sure they'll answer them.

PS. I posted this before I finish Otaku's Haven because this book is like NG Shuu kind of thing.

I'll start on this one first before I post the sequel.