The Guild Survival Guide (FairyTail Fanfic)

The Guide Survival Guide (FairyTail Fanfic)

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Okay, so if you want to get into Fairy tail, you have to go through me unless you beat up Gray Fullbust for me. You'll know that guy when you see him. Anyway, back to more important matters. You joining Fairy Tail. The Master is pretty chill with new members, so don't be chicken about joining. As long as you follow this collaboration of Grey and Erza's stupid ideas who should survive. Hint: That means only listen to me.

1. Do not touch Erza's swords, not only will that get you killed, but they won't find your body

2. Do not throw food, you risk hitting Erza

3. Do not throw chairs and furniture in an attempt to hit Grey and/or Elfman. You risk not only getting punched in the face by the Master's giant fist of justice, but Erza might slaughter the guild

4. In case you didn't get the first three survival rules, don't bother Erza or you die, and anyone withing close combat range

5. Don't show Gray pictures that Mirajane draws because he always makes her cry

6. Speaking of Gray you have to help me take him down, he's a ice cold weakling

7. Don't challenge Gildarts, he's mine o fight so back off!

8. Sneak in through an open upstairs window if you want to sneak an "S" class mission, just don't tell the Master, Erza, Gildarts. Oh, and brig Lucy, Happy, and I along with!

9. Talking cats are cool

10. Hurt the little talking blue cat named Happy and I will destroy you! I will burn your ass to ashes!

Okay then that's it for now, good luck getting into the guild, and don't get hit by flying chairs.

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