Hey, I'm Grey Fullbuster. Okay, ignore all of Natsu's advise. He's dead wrong. I can beat that hot head any time, anywhere, unless Erza's around.
1. Use cautious and tenderness around Erza, she might punch you
2. Natsu will try to fight, but he usually isn't really serious about it, so a punch to e the face is usually all that's needed.
3. Elfman is annoying with the whole "be a man", but he's a good friend and he's reliable
4. Don't make fun of Mirajane's pictured she shows you, or she'll cry
5. Erza can be a bit obsessive and weird, but she's pretty cool, smart, and pretty---- scratch that---- don't tell her or Juvia
6. Please don't tell Juvia about rule number five
7. The key to creation magic is control, so never take shortcuts in magic
8. Try not to piss off Natsu because he already pretty much of a piss-head already
9. If you fail keep trying because you will succeed
10. Sometimes friends become enemies, and enemies become friends Don't give up on people just because they've fallen, that's when they need you the most
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The Guild Survival Guide (FairyTail Fanfic)
FanficA hilarious, amusing Fairy Tail fanfic! Read funny parodies, scenarios, and cross chapters. Written for, by, out of Guild members ideas for surviving our wonderful, magical, adventurous, life style as being the number guild in Fiore. Unless you plan...