Ohayo gomasu,
I'm Fairy Tail's number one guild member. The best fiter, the gratest man- scratch that-
I am the gratest cat in Fairy Tail, and I'm going to teach you to survive.
1. Fish are good, but if you don't like them I'll take them
2. If you ever need help come look for Natsu or me, Happy
3. Erza can be a pretty mean and nasty witch, but she's really strong and her magic is beautiful
4. Don't challenge Erza because she is always covered in blood, her opponents blood
5. Don't listen to Gray, is brain is a block of ice. Natsu smarter, more knowledgable, humble, and honorable
6. Don't try to catch winged-fish, they taste bad
7. Fishing is hard, make sure you know the fish type will taste good
8. Watch out for the guild master, he's scary
9. Charla is kawaii, so tell her I said that
10. Dis my guild and I'll claw your face off
Well I've go to go. Remember Fairy Tail is the guild in Fior, and to do your best. Don't screw up either or Erza will be covered in blood, your blood.
Sayonara!
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The Guild Survival Guide (FairyTail Fanfic)
FanfictionA hilarious, amusing Fairy Tail fanfic! Read funny parodies, scenarios, and cross chapters. Written for, by, out of Guild members ideas for surviving our wonderful, magical, adventurous, life style as being the number guild in Fiore. Unless you plan...
