Excuse me young fairy tail guild members. This a gui/e to not gettin kiled, and my wri/tn may be sloppy, but I'm running after some no good trouble makers. Listen, I know for a fact they've caused much trouble, even if the master forgives them I will not.
1. Do not cause trouble
2. Do not drin- Cana's liquour
3. Obey all of the masIers- masters rules
4. Punish Grey and Natsu for fihting
5. Laxus can be quite mean sometimes, but he's just a bit awkward sometimes so don't mind him too much
6. Cross my path and you owe me a strawberry cake, or suffer the consequences
7. Betwee you an me most of my suitcases are actually filled with cooking ingredients
8. My favorite nicknames are Titania, Dancing Demon, and Eru
9. Call me Armour girl and I'll slice you in half
10. "Even it the mastah forgives you, I won't" So again
DO NOT CAUSE TROUBLE THAT ENDANGERS THE GUILD NAME OR I WILL SINGLE HANDEDLY DESTROY YOU!
That's it for now, I have to punish trouble makers now, so I wish you luck with my rules and regulations! Enjoy membership with the guild!
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The Guild Survival Guide (FairyTail Fanfic)
FanficA hilarious, amusing Fairy Tail fanfic! Read funny parodies, scenarios, and cross chapters. Written for, by, out of Guild members ideas for surviving our wonderful, magical, adventurous, life style as being the number guild in Fiore. Unless you plan...
