Lucy
Hi, I'm Lucy Heartfi----
Scratch that.
Hi, I'm Lucy! I'm a new guild member like you, and I'm going to give you all the help I can give you
1. Do not bother Natsu, the pink haired fire kid, when he is sleeping
2. When Grey and Natsu fight, intervene at your own risk
3. Follow Erza's tips and guidance, errr--- scratch that avoid Erza! She'll eat you
4. Don't ruin Erza's picnics
5. Don't challenge Cana, the girl in a blue shirt as brown wavy hair, to a drinking contest
6. Laxus, the masters son, can be a little mean, but he's more awkward and kind to be honest
7. If you want to learn fashion watch Mirajane and Erza, be weary of Evergreen though
8. Lock your windows to wherever to decided to live, some guild members are really intrusive, not necessarily peverted but they will break into your house, eat your food, and use your bathroom
9. Always question Natsu's plans unless he uses his nose
10. Always believe in yourself and don't give up. Follow your heart to fulfill your dreams
Well that's all I can advise, other than watch out for my spirit Aquarius unless you can breath underwater, or use really strong water magic.
Have a great day, and good luck surviving the guild!
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The Guild Survival Guide (FairyTail Fanfic)
FanfictionA hilarious, amusing Fairy Tail fanfic! Read funny parodies, scenarios, and cross chapters. Written for, by, out of Guild members ideas for surviving our wonderful, magical, adventurous, life style as being the number guild in Fiore. Unless you plan...
