ROBIN HOOD ▹Peter Parker [1] (Undergoing Editing)

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chapter one▹start

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chapter one ▹start

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  Peter Parker grabbed his and Sadie's sandwiches from Mr. Delmar's, and glanced down at his watch.Usually, Sadie was a few minutes late, he sighed internally. Not thirty minutes late. Peter sighed, and shook his head, dismissing all the negative scenarios that could cause Sadie to be late, because she's "Madison-Sadie".

  Peter entered Sadie's apartment building, and went up to reception. He exchanged greetings with the manager, and questioned if she had seen Madison-Sadie at all.

  "No, not today," said the woman with a very thick accent, "She was supposed to leave about an hour ago, no?"

  Peter nodded his head worriedly, and made his way up to Sadie's apartment, hopping over multiple steps at a time. He knocked on the door, waiting for her to call out, "If it's not Parker, I suggest you walk away 'fore you get your ass beat,"  but there was no response this time.

  "Sadie?" Peter turned the knob a bit, and stared as the door opened, it wasn't even locked. Peter entered the apartment cautiously, knowing very well it could be a trap, or someone had took Madison-Sadie. And as he turned, facing the living room, he was met with a black cat... and a meow.

  His reflexes were clearly on point as he webbed the cat and trapped it to the wall. His cheeks turned red and, apologized to the cat, realizing that it couldn't respond.

  "Sadie? Why is there a cat in your house?" He questioned while turning his back to the cat, he then continued on, exclaiming, "And why--most importantly--was I not informed about you getting this cat!"

  Another meow echoed through the room and he glanced towards the wall, only to not find the cat plastered to the wall. He took a couple of uneasy steps back and heard a horrific yowl, as he tripped over the cat, and fell. The cat hissed at him and seemed to roll its eyes, then proceeded to yowl at him.

"I didn't mean to trip on you! I didn't know you were some type of ninja cat!"

The cat let out a frustrated hiss, and sat down and stared at him with its glowing green eyes. Peter nervously glanced away from the cat's prying eyes, and inquired, "So, have you seen Sadie?" The cat narrowed its eyes at him, and let out another menacing hiss, and with its tail raised high in the air, its eyes closed in concentration.

Plates started flying out of the cabinets, and levitated in a certain pattern.
"The...Cat...Is ME...Penis Parker."

"HEY THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!"

"Wait..." Peter trailed off and got off the ground, standing steady on two feet and still questioned with disbelief, "You're...Madison-Sadie?"

The cat dissolved into thin air, and only the trace of its glowing eyes and smile was visible. Peter's eyes rolled back, and he, very gracefully, ended up on the ground again..

  The cat braced it's self for the fall, seeing as it could ultimately do nothing for Peter Parker. The cat was obviously startled, and had stared in disbelief at him. He could steal The  Captain America's shield, but couldn't handle Madison-Sadie turning into a cat.

The cat raced forward, and struggled to morph into her human form. And when she finally did, she knocked on Peter's head and said, "Penis- I mean Peter?"

"WAKE UP BITCH!"

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chapter seven ▹end

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word count: 599

unedited:  10/28/18

edited:  3/28/19

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author's notes:

this is the last official chapter of robin hood. all the other chapters after this will be the special editions (epilogue included). i recommend you read the special editions when i get around to releasing them because they help you understand book two, cheshire cat, better.

qotd:

orignal or spin off?

original. please, if you can name one good spin off that came out in the past couple of years. ooh, right. you can't think of one.

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chapter seven▹end

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