Phan One Shots

Say What?

enjoy this one shot. hopefully i'll be writing more of them soon.

phil has been dating Catrina for 2 years now.

every day i see them in the hall.

laughing. smiling. holding hands.

why can't i be her??

i mean... what?

"dan!" phil called from across the corridor in my direction.

i looked up with a smile that quickly faded as i watched 2 silloettes approach me in the dimly lit hallways of hell.

"hey Phil. Cantrina."

"Dan, what a pleasure to see you!" Catrina spat, gripping Phil's hand tighter as if to say "fuck you." to me.

i smiled and waved to her, but i knew that the annoyance was very apparent on my face.

Catrina and I had been best friend before she and Phil started dating.

she knows I'm gay, and sees me as a threat.

I don't know why, phil isn't even gay, I would never have a chanc-

I mean... I don't like Phil, so that would never happen.

Phil tilted his head in confusion regarding the encounter.

i just smiled at Phil to dismiss it, as i always did.

"are we still on for tonight?" Phil asked, paying no attention to his girlfriend beside him, which was obviously bothering her, as she kept trying to get his attention- and failed, at that.

"yeah, of course." i replied happily, smiling wide.

"good. ill catch you later, dan." Phil said as he walked off, still grasping onto Cat's hand, but not before he flashed me that award winning smile of his.

i sighed and turned around to walk in the other direction.

what am i to do??

***
Phil drove us to his house after he dropped off his bitch of a girlfriend-who stole the front seat, and PHIL LET HER-might i add.

i brush that off though and get excited for phil and i's mario cart battles, that he and i both knew i would end up winning. though, phil liked to pretend as if he was the champ in the friendship by throwing some snarky, cocky remarks about how he's AMAZING at mario cart or something.

i laugh and nod my head, enjoying every second of phil's company.

my mom tells me i enjoy phil's company a little too much-if you know what i mean- but that isn't true.

plus, figuratively speaking, even if i DID like phil...

...

...

which i don't...

he and cat have been dating for 2 years now.

how could i compete with that.

"DAN!" phil called, yanking me from my somewhat random thoughts and placing my full attention directly on him.

he chuckled and cocked his eyebrow.

"you were zoned out for quite some time there, you good?" phil asked in a lighthearted tone laced with the slightest bit of worry.

i nodded my head quickly and smiled.

"fine. just lost in thought for a moment." i explained.

"a-haha! thinking about how i'm going to KICK YOUR ASS?" phil yelled, suddenly moving his body rapidly into a fighting position.