other people: i can tell that sock wants to join carries squad again, he wants to get back together with carrie because when he left carries squad he lost 90% of his friends because i can tell he has no friends at school and that he's probably crying everyday regretting that he left her squad and he misses skyy, carrie, shelby, onyx, etc.
me: *sitting on my computer chair listening to vocaloid* wow my life has been so much better thank you brain for making me break up with carrie, making me leave her squad, and shit. i don't regret it cause right now im having the time of my life *throws fridge open* damnit theres no food.
no but seriously if you're from carries squad then please leave me alone i'm not going back and i possibly never will i have friends on discord and they're all i need, they make me happy, when i feel like shit i think about them and it makes me happy, when i texted people from carries squad they wouldn't listen at all. so yeah again if you're part of carrier's "derpy" (oh my god i fucking hate that word) squad then leave me alone, thanks.
