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YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FUCKING PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF? FUCKING PEOPLE WHO FUCKING HATE ON FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FUCKING FREDDY'S! WHAT THE FUCK! SHUT UP ABOUT HATING ON THAT GAME! THOSE GAMES ARE THE BEST GAMES THAT WERE EVER MADE! IN THE WORLD! THEY'RE ALL AMAZING GAMES except for fnaf3 that game's kinda shit 'cause chica isn't in it but still SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FNAF HOW IT'S HORRIBLE IT'S THE BEST GAME EVER MADE YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING GOOD GAMES YOU GUYS PLAY FUCKING MARIO FUCKING SHITTY GRAPHIC FUCKING BABY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING GOD FUCKING SHIT! YOU PLAY ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING CUNTS WHO THINK THEY'RE FUCKING GOOD AT FUCKING VIDEO GAMES EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL JUST LITTLE FAGGOTS WHO THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKE MARIO MEANS THEY LIKE GOOD GAMES! HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU! IF YOU LIKE FUCKING MARIO THEN YOU ARE FUCKING GAY AND NEED TO PLAY SOME FUCKING GOOD GAMES LIKE FIVE NIGHTS AT FUCKING FREDDY'S! THAT GAME IS SO AMAZING! IT'S TERRIFYING AND IT'S DEEP! IS THERE ANYTHING MORE YOU COULD ASK FOR THAT? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING GUYS! I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL! FUCK YOU ALL YOU'RE ALL FUCKING SHITS! YOU GUYS JUST LIKE FUCKING SMASH BROS EVEN THOUGH THAT GAMES FUCKING RIPOFFS OF FUCKING HALO TO LOOK COOL LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS SAMUS I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT HIM! HE JUST MAKES FUCKING RIPOFF HALO WEAPONS LIKE THE FUCKING MISSILES AND THE FUCKING SPACE SHIT! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HATING ON THIS GAME! THIS GAME IS DEEP ok wanna listen to something? Okay. So in this fucking game, FNAF2, there's soe old-ass games that you can play, even though I would've kinda thought that they were shit since they were like really old and faggy and dumb, but they have really deep meanings. So you see this shit? So you see? You're chasing these... um fucking um these fucking chil-no you're chasing this murderer, and it says "save them save them" but you can't. Do you see how deep that is? DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING DEEP THAT IS YOU FUCKING CHICKEN- DON'T YOU FUCKING RUN AWAY FRO ME! SHUT THE FUCK UP CHICKEN! I'LL FUCKING... DIE! So you guys think that Mario is the best game ever made. WELL YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP CAUSE YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FIVE NIGHTS A- MARIO AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SMASH BROS! THAT GAME IS FUCKING FAGGY ASS GAMES WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY REAL FIGHTING GAMES LIKE FUCKING MORTAL KOMBAT! YOU GUYS SAY THAT FNAF FANFICTION AND THE FANDOM IS HORRIBLE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TRUE FANDOM IS! THE FANDOM DECODED ALL OF THE SECRET HIDDEN MESSAGES IN THIS GAME SO THEY'RE REALLY SMART LIKE ME! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL! YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO HAVE NO FUCKING TASTE IN GAMING! STOP PLAYING FUCKING ZELDA SKYWARD SWORD THAT GAME IS THE WORST FUCKING GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! WHY IS THAT GAME SO BAD YOU ASK? WELL I'LL FUCKING TELL YOU WHY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS! IT'S BECAUSE OF ZELDA- FUUUCCCKK! BECAUSE ZELDA IN THAT GAME- IT'S A FUCKING RIPOFF OF FUCKING MINECRAFT! WANNA KNOW WHY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS? IT'S BECAUSE YOU IN THAT FUCKING GAME YOU'RE FUCKING SWINGING A FUCKING SWORD AROUND JUST LIKE FUCKING MINECRAFT! AND YOU'RE KILLING MONSTERS AND EXPLORING WORLDS! WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT BEFORE? OH YEAH! MINECRAFT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SMASH BROS HAS ALL THESE FUCKING GAY CHARACTERS! Hold on let me look up the characters. Gonna Google it right fucking now.

Alright, let's see, we got FUCKING GAY ASS CARTOON GRAPHIC MARIO! FUCKING MONKEY NIGGER DONKEY KONG! FUCKING SHIT RIPOFF OF MINECRAFT LINK! FUCKING HALO RIPOFF SAMUS! SHIT FUCKING FAGGOT GAY KIRBY! FUCKING FURRY FUCKS! FUCKING FURRY PIKACHU! FUCKING GAY MARTH! FUCKING MR. GAY AND WATCH! FUCKING LUIGI WHO'S A HETERO-... HOMOSEXUAL WHO THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN FUCKING MARIO BUT THEY'RE BOTH FUCKING SHIT! THEN THERE'S FUCKING GAY ASS DONKEY KONG'S FUCKING SON! FUCKING ZELDA X SHEIK LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU A FUCKING TRANSSEXUAL? SHUT THE FUCK UP! FUCKING PIT! WHO THE FUCK IS PIT? MY FUCKING ARMPIT? WHAT THE SHIT NINTENDO? YOU'RE SO FUCKING GAY! METAKNIGHT? HE'S SO OP! FALCO? WHO THE SHIT IS FALCO? HE'S FUCKING GAY! POKEMON TRAINER? OH MY FUCKING GOD NO ONE PLAYS AS HIM! IKE? JUST MARTH! SNAKE? COD RIPOFF! PEACH? SHIT NIGGER CUNT GIRL FUCK! YOSHI'S A FUCKING DINOSAUR! HOW FUCKING CREATIVE! GANONDORF IS SOME NIGGER! WHAT THE FUCK! ICE CLIMBERS ARE FUCKING GAY FOR EACH OTHER MAKING OUT ALL THE TIME! KING DEEDEE IS A BIG DUMB FUCKING PENGUIN WHO EVERYONE FUCKING HATES! WOLF IS A FUCKING FURRY! LUCARIO'S A FUCKING FURRY! NESS IS A LITTLE FUCKING KID WHO PLAYS GAMES LIKE MARIO! AND FUCK SONIC! SONIC'S A FUCKING GAY RIPOFF OF MARIO SHIT NIGGER! BOWSER'S A FUCKING GAY... THING! WARIO IS JUST A MARIO RIPOFF! WHY ISN'T HE WEARING MARIO'S CLOTHES? HE'S USED TO WEAR MARIO'S CLOTHES! NOW HE JUST WEARES GAY ASS BICYCLING OUTFIT! TOON LINK? MORE LIKE A GAY SHITTY ASS LINK! R.O.B? WHAT THE FUCK! WALLE RIPOFF! OLIMAR? FUCKING GAY ASIAN! CAPTIAN FALCON? FUCKING A POWER RANGER! NOBODY LIKES POWER RANGERS THEY'RE SO FUCKING OLD! THEY'RE LIKE 5 YEARS OLD! WHY WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING THAT'S 5 YEARS OLD? JIGGLYPUFF'S FUCKING SHIT! LUCAS IS FUCKING GAY! I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS WHO THINK FNAF'S SHIT BUT YOU GUYS PLAY FUCKING SMASH BROS! THAT GAME'S A FUCKING RIPOFF! THEY ALSO HAVE CHARACTERS FROM GAMES THAT ARE LIKE 300 YEARS OLD! LIKE MEGAMAN? THAT LAST GAME CAME OUT LIKE 30 YEARS AGO! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIM! HE'S NOT FUCKING SPECIAL! HE'S FUCKING AUTISTIC! I HATE YOU ALL! FUCK YOU ALL! MY VOICE IS HURTING! GUYS JUST PLAY GOOD GAMES LIKE FNAF, COD AND MINECRAFT! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ALL! I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING CUNT SHIT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKING SHIT NIGGER FUCK CUNT SHITS!"

im being serious i play smash bros and im obsessed with it,, its my top game

and i honestly am not offended or mad at this lmao

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