9 // the dance was fun

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here are the pros

- got to climb the bleachers and sit on them

- *hits someone with glowstick*

- hung out with the squad

- annoyed my sister by walking up to her with kyriloss and saying "ooga ooga"

- fuckign dANCE OFF BITCHHHH

- i stole money from the tips jar.... shhhh ;)

- I ASKED THEM TO PLAY THE FUCKING DANGANRONPA: TRIGGER HAPPY HAVOC THEME AND THEY DID AND I FUCKING SCREAMED

the cons

- my girlfriend fuckin broke up with me because me and kyriloss were purposely moaning near her and slapping the wall to represent anal sex (i'll end up losing my girlfriend/boyfriend about 7 days after we start dating dont date me unless you're gonna break up with me instantly uwu)

- i lost a friend today :'^) (samantha, all because apparently she thought i was cheating on riley with kyriloss. jesus christ me and kyriloss are best friends were not fucking dating---)

- *despacito starts playing*

me: i'M NOT SPANISH IM ITALIAN YOU WHORE--- DESPACITO MY ASS

- broke my glowstick :(

- "hey carmela can i borrow 7 dollars i want to get a slice of pizza"


but yeah it was lit

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