He Finds Out You Can Rap

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Harry:

Harry was at the studio all day and it was your day off so you decided you would clean up a little bit. You smiled when you grabbed your I-Pod and hooked it up to the stereo. You looked through your music and got excited when you found your secret stash of music. Nobody knew you passion for rap music and nobody knew you were really good at rapping. Not even Harry. It’s not that you were hiding it from him, it just never came up in conversation. So you put on some of your favorite songs and just started cleaning. About an hour later your favorite song ‘Bottoms Up’ came on and you were ready. As Nicki’s part started you began to rap.

Can I get that ‘Tron, can I get that Remy?
Can I get that coke, can I get that Henny?
Can I get that margarita on the rock, rock, rocks?
Can I get salt all around that rim, rim, rim, rim?

Trey, I was like yo’, Trey
Do you think you could buy me
A bottle of Ros?
Okay, let’s get it now

I’m with a bad bitch, he’s with his friends
I don’t say hi, I say keys to the Benz
Keys to the Benz, keys to the Benz
Motherfuckin’ right, yeah, B to the ten

If a bitch try to get cute, I’ma stuff her
Throw a lot of money at her, then you’ll fuck her
Fuck her, fuck her, then you’ll fuck her
Then I’ma go and get my Louisville Slugger

Excuse me, I’m sorry, I’m really such a lady
I rep Young Money, you know Slim, baby
And we be doin’ donuts while we wave in the 380
We give a lot of money to the babies out in Haiti

Yellin’, all around the world, do you hear me?
Do you like my body? Anna Nicki
Rest in peace to Anna Nicole Smith, yes, my dear, you’re so explosive
Say hi to Mary, Mary and Joseph, now bottoms up and double my doses’

Little did you know Harry got off work early and he came straight home. He walked into the flat and stopped when he heard you rapping. His jaw dropped as he listened to how good you are. When the part finished you nearly jumped out of your skin as he started clapping. You turned to see who it was and your face turned bright red.

            “Baby that was amazing.” He smiled walking over to you and wrapping you in a hug.

You buried your face in his chest giggling before saying, “Thank you.”

            “How come I never knew you could rap?” He asked. “Were you holding out on me?”

            “Never.” You smirked. “It just never came up.”

            “I want to hear you do more songs.” He nodded bringing you over to couch.

Let’s just say you rapped pretty much the entire day

Niall:

When Niall invited you to a costume party for Halloween you were so excited. All the girl friends were going as well as his four best friends and you had an awesome idea for a costume. You called El and Danielle and asked them to go to lunch with you. Over lunch you pitched them the idea to go as the group TLC and you even suggested you guys performing at the party. The girls were all for the idea. You were proud of yourself so you guys started to discuss who would be who and what song you guys would sing. When you suggested their biggest hit ‘Waterfalls’ their faces instantly lit up.

            “I think that would be amazing.” El smiled.

            “Me too.” Danielle agreed. “But now we have to talk about who’s going to be Left Eye. She raps in that song.”

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