You embarrass yourself

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Harry:

You and Harry had been a pair for almost 2 years, you knew how to deal with the hate, the long distance, and the rumors. Actually you and Harry would sometimes buy magazines with silly rumors and laugh at them with each other.

“Harry is it true that you cheated on me with a girl from Iceland?” you asked jokingly, holding up a tabloid.

He chuckled “Really? Iceland?” he laughed.

“How could you Harry!” you said dramatically trying not to laugh.

Harry kissed you, “I’m sorry I only date girls from (your hometown)”. You smiled and attempted to tear the magazine in half. You couldn’t even make a dent in it.

Harry chuckled, “Having some trouble there?”

“Shut up! You wanna try it muscle man?” You said passing the magazine to Harry. He ripped the magizine with ease. You rolled your eyes. Harry opened his mouth to add a sarcastic comment but you cut him off.

“Just don’t”.

Niall:

You and Niall were on the way to the mall and you were super excited. You loved shopping, and Niall didn’t mind too much as long as he was with you. Niall parked the car and you walked to the nearest entrance. You were in the middle of telling him a story when you went to push the door open. But the door didn’t open and you ended up walking straight into the door.

“Um…why isn’t this opening” you said. Niall tried not to laugh.

“Babe, it says pull”. You tried to hide your reddened cheeks.

“I know that, I was just joking” you lied, opening the door and holding your aching head. Niall laughed.

“Rightttttttt”. You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms. Niall kissed your head.

“I guess I should get the doors from now on huh?” he chuckled.

Louis:

You were doing a twitcam with Louis at 12 am, but because of the different time zones you still had a good amount of viewers.

“So where are you guys from?” you wondered. You read through a number of different countries and were shocked at how many there were.

“Ou! Canada! I’ve always wanted to go there! Its to bad I don’t speak Canadian” you said frowning. Louis burst into laughter.

“What??” you wondered. 99% of the comments read “lololololololololol” or “hahahahaha lmfao!”. You became really confused.

“What did I do?”. Louis tried to explain but you couldn’t understand him through his laughing. Your lips formed a pout and you waited for him to calm down and explain.

“OK, Now will you tell me?”. Louis nodded and wiped the tears he had from laughing so hard.

“They speak english in Canada, they speak French too in some parts, but Canadian is not a real language.” he explained.

Your hand slapped to your forehead, “Oh."

Liam:

It was Liam’s birthday and you took him out for dinner. He offered to pay but you declined. The waiter dropped the check off at your table and you handed him your credit card. Eventually he came back and asked for your signature. You grabbed the pen and signed your name, but you accidentally switched the last 2 letters of your first name.

“oops” you said awkwardly.

”Uh…Y/N did you need some help spelling that?” he laughed. You glared at Liam. He then began spelling out your name very slowly. You crossed out your name and rewrote it.

“I know how to spell my name, thank you very much” you snapped shutting him up. He just laughed.

Zayn:

You were eating dinner with Zayn. You had ordered chinese food. Zayn was telling you about his day and you took a scoop of rice on your fork. You pulled your fork towards your face but missed your mouth. You ended up stabbing yourself in the cheek and getting rice all down your shirt. You and Zayn both laughed uncontrollably.

“Uh…You didn’t see that…” you tried. Zayn nodded.

“I should probably go change and get the rice out of my shirt…” you trailed off.

“Maybe I could help” he said wiggling his eyebrows. You laughed and allowed him to “help”.

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