October 26, 2017

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Ok, first thing's first (imma say all the words inside my head :P), sorry for the lack of updates on ALL my books. I just started high school and that takes up my time. AND I also joined marching band and that takes EVEN MORE of my time, with practices right after school for about 3 hours and competitions on Saturdays. Plus! The No Electronic Sundays in my house (which is complete bullshit in my opinion). So I barely get enough time to write and post with homework and marching. In conclusion: Blame school for me not updating.

Second, and this what I wanted to post about. In my 7th period (it's honors biology), there's this one kid named Matthew, who's been my friend since 7th grade. He's a great kid and smart but...

He says the most stupid things.

For example.

Today, we were all taking notes on food chain. My teacher, Mrs. Deck, drew a diagram on the white board of grass with an upward arrow pointed to a mouse, with an upward arrow pointed to a cat. Mrs. Deck said that the grass was a producer and the mouse and cat were consumers. She then asked the class:

"What's the difference between the cat and mouse?"

Matthew raised his hand and Mrs. Deck called on him. And this is what he said:

"Uuuuhhhhh.... Cat."

Everyone started laughing and one of my friends next to me fell out of their seat because they were laughing so hard!

And one time Matthew thought Mohamed Ali was terrorist, then a chinese boxer, then a color. Like wtf dude. Get your shit together mate!

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