After you were kidnapped~
weird count like person: Oh, so this is the agency's secret weapon. Well didn't expect this from "Fukuzawa, the man of integrity" as they call him, but OK （＾ｖ＾） take the prisoner to the torture cell.
strange guy with fedora : Yes, ougai dono.
( some weird people in black tuxedos take you to the cell. You try to scream but they've stuffed like a century old handkerchief in your mouth and your trying to refrain from ingesting the dust. They take out the handkerchief and you cough to ease your mouth)
(*-'ω'- )人(*-'ω'- )
you: "LET ME GO WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
WHAT SECRET WEAPON HUH? WHAT?
I HAVEN'T EVEN MET MR. FUKUZAWA!!!!
LET ME GO! I'LL SEND YOU TO PRISON!
ALL OF YOU!!!"
strange guy with fedora: You'll send us to prison? You? huh? ( he chuckles evilly )
No police would ever dare tangle in the matters of port mafia.
strange, a member of "THE AGENCY" saying all this......well, we'll start then
(" PORT MAFIA" a thought crosses your mind and you remember the meaning of that word.
It's the infamous rival of agency but you didn't get that info from the agency you got it from the maid that used to work in your house..LOL)
(people with sunglasses tie you to a wall and tie your hands also, you are cursing your fate bcuz only going to the agency got you tied to a wall and you start wondering what would've happened if you'd have joined the agency.)
you: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! why are you people doing this to me?
strange guy with fedora: Stop screaming. We may be bad guys but we still care for the well-being of the people of Yokohama so shut up they are sleeping...
you: you people tie a young innocent girl to a wall in a torture cell and tell her to keep quiet ?!
I'm going to put you in prison where you belong you idiot!
strange guy with fedora: yeah yeah we'll see about that...
( he lets out a evil laugh)(΄◞ิਊ◟ิ‵)
you: why do you people laugh so much at such serious comments? are you all mad?
strange guy with fedora: MAD is such a short word for who we are
(he again starts laughing like evil-ish people)
you: OK man I don't care who you are it's just that i want to go back to my home so if you would really just get me out of here it would be such a pleasure......
strange guy with fedora: Watch your words. you're talking to the greatest ability user of all time.
you: Yeah! what a disgusting joke...
strange guy with fedora: It's worthless talking to you I'll report your behavior to Ougai dono right away..
you: Yeah go tell your dono or whatever!
(the guy with fedora leaves and it gets really dark inside the torture cell, you are not scared but you almost feel like you've been thrown into Tokyo ghoul dimension.
Although you are standing and tied to a wall you try to act as if you're sitting on a chair like Kaneki, by doing this you are in fact expressing your helplessness that no one will come to rescue you.
Well then on you go with the sad soundtrack....)
you: *oshiette oshiette sono shikumi wo* you sing softly at first,
*boko no naka ni dare ga iru n* you say this with a slightly strong voice.
(you start singing the whole song and suddenly all of the guards and members of the port mafia wake up frightened and surprised to see who was singing such a sad song in the middle of the night..)
you: *YURETA YUGANDA SEKAI NI DAN DAN BOKO O*
(suddenly a figure with sunglasses approaches you and kicks you several times in the stomach....you are in quite agony after that)
sunglasses woman: why are you irritating us so much? huh.. you haven't been tortured( oh really!what about your kicks,huh?!) yet and trust me if you will be.. you'll be sorry for why you ever dared to join the agency... (⌐■_■)
you: "what have i done?" you scream with pain,
wh-what have i done to you people? answer me!!!
sunglasses woman: what have you done? I already told you, you joined the agency..that's your crime
you: I haven't worked with the agency but still
helping helpless people in danger bcuz of horrible people like you with your big firearms and big destructive plans to end the agency and the innocent people of Yokohama? that's a crime? countless times I've encountered the destruction that you people have done, so if you want to blame anyone, blame yourself!
( higuchi is stunned to watch all this coming from a girl she thought was a dead fish)
akutagawa: you ordinary girl! shut your mouth..you are of no use to us but still I can't figure out why Ougai dono has kept you alive...
you: good, very good! another idiot mafioso who'll be giving me a lecture on how he is the greatest ability user of all time and how he hates the agency and its members and how Dazai-san kicked him out of his subordinate-ship and ever since he's been waiting for Dazai-san to praise him....
(you continuously talk and you say a little bit too much bcuz your mouth goes out of control and you start revealing akutagawa's story although you don't even know his name!!!!)
you: HUH! what did I just say? I'm extremely sorry I didn't mean any of it....!!!! plz I'm really sorry....!
(akutagawa pounds his fists and he gets all red and you feel like he's about to explode he starts beating you and he hurts you really bad. Your face starts to bleed and you are in a lot of pain. He is stopped by Chuuya when he tells him that Ougai dono will be very cross with him for beating the captive.
you stay awake all night in the cold torture cell with blood drenched face and clothes....)
Next Morning~
( higuchi comes to you and tells you that you are free to go and you ask her sarcastically:
you: you torture me and now you ask me to go, aren't you afraid that i will do something
against you people?
higuchi: um... No ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ⌐■-■
you: and i'm not a dead fish and I want you to know that i'm more than capable of doing everything...
higuchi: (shocked) But, I didn't even say you a dead fish then how come you knew?!
you: Oh, nothing it just popped in my mind that you said that...
higuchi: (sighs) Well, I think you should go now before Ougai dono changes his plan...
( Higuchi takes you to the bus station and leaves you there and gives you some money and tells you to go to the agency, and bcuz you are so dumb you don't even think why she told you to go to the agency after having hurt you that much...)Σ(￣□￣lll)
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