Imagine Jim surprising Seb on Valentines Day. Seb is rudely woken by a team of black suited paramilitary troops, gagged and blindfolded, and throw into the boot of a car. After an hour of driving over increasingly bumpy roads the boot is opened and he is dragged into a field and made to kneel. The blindfold is ripped off to reveal Jim sitting on a red checkered blanket, a picnic hamper open in front of him.
"What the Hell Jim!?"
"Surprise!"
"I killed three of those men you had kidnap me!"
"Only three? You are getting soft."
"You kidnaped me."
"I brought strawberry jam and croissants."
"(Sigh) Fine. Happy Valentines Day, hon."
