Weird Conversations With Ciri And Kris

The Insults book

*Ciri and Nokie were on the bus, just insulting each other......don't know why......just cause....*

"You're a giraffe"
"You are"
"You're a wet koala"
"You're a dry koala that's been in the sun for five days."
"That koala must be dead then" lol
"You're a microwave"
"You're a piece of popcorn'
"You're a potato"
"You're a chip"
"You're a stop sign"
"You're a yeild sign"
"You're a cup"
"You're a spoon"
"You're a fork"
"You're a butter knife"
"You're Mr. Norris"
"You're an air force pilot"
"Wut"
"That wat he is. He's an air force pilot."
"But you're Mr. Norris."
"But you called me Mr. Norris, that means you're the air force pilot."
"But I called you Mr. Norris."
"Shut up..."
"No, You genderless giraffe eating soggy bread."
"Well... You are a female rino eating dry regular bread."
"WRONG!!!"