Why don't we take a look at my file? That seems.... intriguing. It sure was easy to steal.
Experiment #II12.6 II? That's a stupid name. Call it what it is. I'll tell them that next time they come by. Age: Undetermined, 2-3 years estimate 2.63 to be exact. They should at least know the ages of their test subjects. Gender: Initially Female, see Side Effects Gender is irrelevant. Success Percent: 84% I'd say I'm a complete success. Immortality: 100% Intelligence: 68% I'm 100% intelligence. Literally! Successful: -Super intelligence -Ability to learn and adapt quickly -Speech -Desire to learn -Immortal All very true. Side Effects/Flaws: -Disfigured body What ever makes you say that? Oh look, some photos.
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-Sharpened teeth -Lack of Impulse Control If I don't do what I think about doing, how will I ever know anything new? -Lack of Empathy -Lack of Emotions -No Sense of Self Preservation If there is nothing left to learn, the only thing I won't have experienced is death. So why not try it? I'm sure I can find a way... -No discernible gender Observations: -Exists purely to learn -No morals or comprehension of morals -Will toy with other beings to illicit reactions Reactions are interesting. -WILL KILL IF THE THOUGHT COMES TO ITS MIND Why not? Death is intriguing. -DO NOT allow to interact with other subjects But why not? That would be interesting. -Mentally unstable/incomplete I have intelligence. What else would I need? -Can escape any cage if it sees once how to open lock Well, you did try to make me smart. And you said you didn't succeed... -Can contort and twist in ways it shouldn't be able to I have no idea what you mean. -Highly dangerous -DO NOT LET ESCAPE Escape. That would be interesting. Notes: Extreme intelligence DANGEROUS To be kept isolated Do not provide any escape opportunities Do NOT enter cage Do NOT allow to leave cage Do NOT react to anything it does or says Where's the interest in that? Humans react. They can't control that. Besides, all I want to do is observe. Most of the time.
That was... interesting. Humans are strange. I'd say they succeeded. I'm immortal. I'm smart. I can learn. What else could you want? I think everything worked perfectly.