Be More Chill Scenarios (Discontinued)

cRaCk bEcAuSe iM bOrEd

Max: *drapes an arm around (Y/N)'s shoulders, a drink in her other hand* yEAH SON!

(Y/N): daddy

Max: the fuck? 

(Y/N): IMSORRYYOUCALLEDMESONANDIPANICKEDAHGDHASBDNAS

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Max: OKMICHAEL. GO IN A ROOM FULL OF GIRLS AND SHOUT "WHAT TEAM!?" AND WHOEVER SHOUTS "WILDCATS!" IS THE ONE- GOT IT??

Michael: GOTIT-

Max: GOODBOINOWGOGETTHEFUCK

Michael: *runs into a room full of girls* *shouts* WHAT TEAM!?!?

(Y/N): W I L D C A T S ! *throws up arms, fist pumping the air and jumping up*

Michael: oh my god it worked.

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(Y/N): michael mell and jeremy heere are the concept of two kids in a trenchcoat trying to sneak into a bar.

Max: *WHEEZE*

Michael: n o t t r u e

Jeremy: rU D E 

(Y/N): ITS T R U E 

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Jeremy: isshetalkingaboutme?????

Max: of course she is.

(Y/N): sike bitch you th a w t 

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Max: ima punch teh squip

Jeremy: he is literally in my brain you cant do that.

Max: *sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose* i hope it steps on a lego.

SQUIP and Michael: OH N O Y O U D I D N T .

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(Y/N): so how's the prettiest boy in the world doinnn??

Jeremy: *doesnt look up from his DS*

Jeremy: i dunno, how are you?

(Y/N): *voice cracks* im fi nE

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Max: (Y/N), how are babies made?

(Y/N): well you see- *pulls out the birds and the bees*

Michael: *bursts in* "netflix and chill"

(Y/N): *SNORTS*

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Max: *runs in, kicking down a door in the process* THE FLOOR IS HATING JEREMY HEERE!!

Michael and (Y/N): *clings to the goddamn ceiling fan*

Jeremy: *drops to the floor*

Everyone: OHMYGODJEREMYNO

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Max: jeremy is a furry.

Jeremy: sTOP

Michael: holy heck he is.

Jeremy: n O 

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Max: *bursts in a room* PARDON ME ARE YOU AARON BURR SIR?

(Y/N): THAT DEPENDS, WHOSE ASKING??

Max: oH SURE SIR!---

Michael and Jeremy: ... fuckingnerds.. *goes to play call of duty for 73 hours*