Jesus's life

Jesus becomes drug lord

Me and Blinky bill were haven a bit of a chit chat when in the corner of my eye I saw my homie Jesus you wouldn't even know what he was doing he was selling drugs to the local 8 year olds of Antartica I wasn't haven't it so I stormed over to him to beat him up then Ronald mc fuckin Donald threw a Big Mac at me I told to cunt the way of a Aussie warrior I said oi cunt you threw a fuckin burger at me again your face is gonna be my beer holder you fucking gay clown so I continued my adventure to beat the fuck outa jesus when I saw him making a runner I chased the fucken faggot down into a ally way we're I had pennywiggle ready to rape him I ask Jesus why he tried to run he said I don't want to know I sell drugs I said it's ok as I acted like I was gonna pat him on the back but I pulled out a big dildo knife from he's back pocket and stabbed the fuck outa him and then he bled out on the pathway