Jesus's life

Ronald Mcdonalds Playground Slaughter

On 59th of December Johnny had a birthday at Mac Donald's for the 13th year in a row he invite he's whole class as the party was getting boring Frank said to Johnny to try to summon Ronald McDonald because they believed it doesn't exist, Johnny walking into the bathroom and stood at the mirror with all he's mates watching him Johnny said "Ronald McDonald Ronald McDonald Ronald McDonald" nothing happened so Frank said "this is shit let's go"  they all left the bathroom leaving Johnny in there Johnny walked out of the bathroom room and was walking back to the table they were sitting at when he glimpsed Ronald McDonald in the play ground watching him Johnny brushes it off and kept walking Ronald McDonald would always appear in the corner of Johnny's eye, all he's friends were going down the side so Johnny walked over to join in when he saw Ronald McDonald go down the slide with a child Johnny started to back up slowly little did he know Ronald McDonald was behind him in, Johnny was scared and shocks he instinct was to kick him in the balls Ronald McDonald drop to the floor in pain, frank he Ronald McDonald and said "is that Ronald McDonald... GET HIM" all of Johnny friends and even random kids started screaming and chasing Ronald McDonald around Mac Donald's until a fat girl hit him on the head with a yellow sign with 'Slippery when wet' Ronald McDonald reacted and punched her in the face all the kids circled then and stared chanting 'Fight Fight Fight' then Ronald McDonald took it to far and pulled an axe out and chopped her face up all the kids stopped chanting and lefted Ronald McDonald saying "Fight Fight Fight" Ronald looked at the kids and started attacking them with axes, knifes and spears Johnny fleed for he's life and ran into the kitchen with Ronald McDonald tailing him Johnny tripped over toilet paper and rolled under a bench as Ronald McDonald started he's chainsaw yelling "your fucked Johnny!" Ronald McDonald herd someone crying he walked over to them the person who was crying was an employee that had pissed he's pants Ronald McDonald grabbed a cup and filled it up with he's piss and said "Bottoms up" as Ronald McDonald drank the piss Ronald said "I'll spare you only if you tell me your favourite burger" the employee replied "Whoppers I love whoppers" Ronald McDonald started going crazy banging he's head in anger he grabbed he's chainsaw and cut the employee's body into 2 separating he's torso to he's legs as this was happing Johnny tried escaping but was catch and chained to a chair Ronald said "I'll be back" Ronald McDonald went over to the employee's body and cut he's head off and shoved 2 candles into the heads eyes and lit them and walked over to Johnny sing "happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Johnny happy birthday to youuu" then Ronald McDonald blows out the candles and Johnny was never seen again