Jesus's life

Ronald Mcdonald Joins WWE

Once apon a time in the land of smelly granny's Ronald McDonald has a rival against some fat old 158 year old man and he's wife so Ronald McDonald ask him to a fight instead of beating the shit out of him illegally, Oldgram accepted the fight it was a tag team fight so oldgram and oldham he's wife trained with Elmo and Ronald McDonald and the burgerler trainer with Jesus, Conor megregor and Connor Pinkerton (best person to exist) on the 85/14/1975 the fight will take place in a warehouse in McDonalds basement they had a whole crowd of people watching then the fight started and the old people died right has the bell ring from osteoporosis so Ronald McDonald tried some string to each of there limbs and stood them up and started punching them until he couldn't be fucked anymore so Ronald McDonald got the belt went home ate some McDonalds shat on some burger kings burgers and did the normal stuff and does the end