Chapter two .. meeting the munchkins

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 Thanks so much to @casperknight100 for the books amazing cover..

"Ok.. listen here trick my name is Anna marie not dorothy or maria... ANNA MARIE . got that ?, or are you too stupid to understand ?'

As soon as we stepped foot onto the street dorothy just exploded , hmmm  I wonder why .

     "No, you listen here Mr.Hyde I do not appreciate you calling me such a childish name , how am I a trick do you see me playing hide and seek or tag ? and why would I be a trick when i can gladly be the treat , something you're obviously struggling to be.' I replied calmly while flipping her the bird and walking way, ' oh and do the carpets even match the drapes?' swinging my head around to see her reaction .

It looked she was on the sidewalk talking with someone, where did they come from, mehh I don't care .

I was logging into facebook on my own phone when I bumped into a really hard wall falling on my butt, ' OW fudgeberries , who the cokledellee put a wall in the middle of the stupid road .'

'I'd like to think i'd make a very sexy wall ' rumbled a very manly voice belonging to a very sexy boy who i apparently walked into and who was making no attempt to lift a finger to help me up.

' You may be sexy but obviously you don't have chivalry' I replied getting up and dusting off my butt with a scowl on my face...

'Oh i'm sorry would you kindly walk into me again, so I can be as you would say a gentleman.' Mr.hook said , obviously his name was'nt Mr.hook but that was the only disney villain I could think up on the spot , so mr.hook he was .

From my point of view he looked like a Daniel or a Jose , proably around the age of 16 , 17 he could also be a secret japanese ninja or a vampire like Dorothy (anna  marie for those who forgot)

Oooh maybe he's related to her ..."hey dude , are u related to dorothy?"aah that would be interesting ....

'WHO?" mr.hook asked looking at me like i'm mental hmmm..."anne marie are you related to her or no?'

'yes actually she's my cousin , but between you and me she's a total B@$!* , by the way i'm Marco but you can call me sexy..."

Oh mer gawd conceited much , well he was a little sexy but i was'nt going to tell him that.

"oh well i'm madeline nice to meet you "

Of course madeline was'nt my name but I was'nt about to tell him my name was joanne he could be a serial killer or something .

'That's rude you know ' Hook's voice cut through my thoughts.

"What's rude" I inquired out of pure curiousity.

'Ignoring someone when they're talking to you.' he said, 'someone was talking to me?'

"YES !, for christ's sake , which ment hospital did you escape from?"

"Hey! I am not crazy, ok maybe a little'I corrected after a pointed look from him..

but it is'nt my fault that I was dropped alot on my head when I was a baby, blame the filthy muggle I call mother.

*Authors note*

yay an update not like alot of people actually care hmmph bye

 

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