I'm Trapped in Kamisama Kiss!

Kurama's a yōkai?!? Knew it!

--------time skip to the roof--------

"All right Kurama, what do you want?" Nanami asked in an annoyed tone... Well... touché, because I hate him too.

"I want to know why do you two not like me. All I have to do is meet their gaze and every girl blushes and looks down, but for some reason, you two alone claim to hate me."

I can tell by Nanami's looks that she was thinking the same thing I was ' Is he really this much of an idiot!?!'.

"I wouldn't mind becoming yours, especially yours Emi."

"Oh my gosh I'm gonna barf!" I ran to the edge of the roof and held on to the rail, waiting for it to come up.

"Are you stupid or what?"

"Yeah, stup... STUPID!?!"

"Acting all high and mighty like that, looking down on everyone and you'll never find a girlfriend, much less make any friends. If there's nothing else, I'm leaving. Later." Woah! Déjà vu moment.

"Wait Nanami! Don't leave me here with Mr. Ballerina tights!" She waited for me to end up by her side, and we walked away with him being pissed off.

"What I want isn't anything of the sort. Gods... If I can make you both mine, I..."

"Really crow... Tomoe can you get him already?" Nanami was confused, but she was used to it by now so we just left.

Kurama's POV

What? What did that girl mean? And now what is this chill down my spine?

"Ugh, Emi had to ruin the surprise." A familiar came towards me.

"You are..." I stopped talking for a moment. He kicked me on my spine, and I fell.

"You have sharp eyes to have set your sights on them so quickly,"

"The familiar from yesterday!"

I tried to make him fall by kicking his legs, but he dodged it by jumping into the air and landed on top of a flying umbrella he threw.

"Kurama... I see you must be..."

"A crow tengu of Mount Kurama. It has been sixteen years since my decent. Now that you have seen my true identity, you must die!"

I sent a blade of air his way, and it cut the umbrella.

"How about this, fox? Your yōkai powers seem quite handy. When I have become a god, I would not be against you bringing you on as my familiar. You would prefer me over those girls, too, wouldn't you?"

"You can become a god?" he asked.

"Sure, I can. I just have to take one bite out of those girls heart, right?"

"What fun is this, tengu."

"Wha..."

"When I think of bastards like you will be coming for those two, I could not be happier that they're gods." He was right behind me.

"What?" I had no idea what started happening to me, I was like in a seizure standing, and next thing I knew, I turned into an ostrich.

"Os!" I could not say anything more than 'os' during that moment of being an ostrich.

"Ostrich meat is low in calories and full of iron and other minerals. How lucky are you Kurama? You wanted to become a god didn't you?"

"Trich!" I could say only 'os' and 'trich' now.

"If I feed you to Nanami and Emi, you will be able to become a part of their flesh. I will bring all my strength to make you a god." He made a ball of blue flames in the palm of his hand.