I'm Trapped in Kamisama Kiss!

Don't make gods mad, EVER!

"Dinners ready!" Tomoe said.

"Yay! Food!" I ran to the table as fast as a cheetah. While Tomoe was getting out the plates, I sat down and waited to make him jump and chatter the plates. When he turned around...

"What the heck!" he jumped 'causing him to chatter all the plates.

Knew it!!!

"Soooooo! How's life?" I asked sarcastically.

"Not cool," he stated unamused.

"I know I'm not cool, Because I'm awesome!" he face palmed and I waited.

"What?" he asked because of my staring.

"Food!"

"Fine," We ate everything, it was roasted chicken and I eat chicken like everyday at home... my other dimension home. I, like at home, broke the bones and ate the inside.

"Are you part dog?" Tomoe asked.

"Yeah, I'm a bitch!"

"Language!" Mizuki yelled.

"Look it up in the dictionary! It means 'female dog' get it!" Tomoe and Mizuki thought for a second and then they gave me a 'oh!' look. I just had to facepalm at that!

"Hey, can I invite Yoshi here?"

"Why invite that person?!" Tomoe growled.

"We need to talk about something." Tomoe sighed.

"Sure," he muttered angrily.

Why is Tomoe acting like this? He has feelings for Nanami, so why is he being so overprotective with me? I guess that won't matter, we're just friends.

"So... can you teach me the steps now? I'm done with my food." I showed him, my plate with no food on it.

"Fine... But you have to wash your plate." I went to the sink and washed it, until there was no speck of oil or food on it. Then, Tomoe and I went into the practice room and he taught me the moves. I got the hang of it but it was harder than the other steps.

I hope I can teach this to Nanami!

Once I learned it all, I practiced the entire dance until night. Everyone was asleep, but me. I kept practicing and got it all down, but now I haw a bunch of cramps everywhere. While I was practicing, I heard some mumbles outside so I snuck out and saw the wind god, Otohiko, Mikage's old friend.

"Emily North, 17, A in PE, A in music, A in English, B in language arts... wow, she's a nerd!"

"Yeah, I'm nerdy and I know it!" I told him in an 'I'm sexy and I know it' tone. He didn't know I was there, so as a result, he fell off the branch he sat on.

"Ho-how did you find me?!"

"I'm a magician! And I'm from a different dimension! I know what's gonna happen, Otohiko! Didn't Mikage tell you that?"

"N-no!"

"Well, please don't put a cloudy, dark, thingy around the shrine! I know your gonna do that 'cause I'm smarter than you!"

"Did you just call me dumb?!"

"Well in technical terms, yes. But to make you stop that big, stupid, cloud your gonna unleash!"

"You can't tell me what to do! Your just a child! You and that wimpy, stupid girl! You girls can't do anything!" I froze in shock.

Oh, shit just got real! You can tell me off, but not my friends, you freakin' bitch!