Okay so it says who's who later but
Jeremy is Boyf
Michael is Riends
Evan is Birch_n_Oak/SmolBirch
Christine is BroadwayBaby
Rich is TinyButMighty
Jake is Pancake
Jenna is GossipQueen
Chloe is DramaQueen
Brooke is FroyoQueen
And there's another person but you will figure that out later(don't wanna spoil)
Boyf has added Birch_n_Oak to the chat: Squip Squad.
Birch_n_Oak: umm what's a Squip?
Riends: don't get me started.
TinyButMighty: IT'S FROM JAPAN!
Boyf: IT'S A GRAY OBLONG PILL
TinyButMighty: QUANTUM NANO TECHNOLOGY CPU!
Birch_n_Oak: I'm so lost right now. Also Jeremy we're in the same house you can just tell em in person.
Boyf: THE QUANTUM COMPUTER IN THE PILL WILL TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR BLOOD UNTIL IT IMPLANTS IN YOUR BRAIN AND TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO!!
Boyf: I'm done :l
Riends: Jere never do that again
BroadwayBaby: that sounds like song lyrics or something
Boyf: me and Rich wrote it for whenever we're asked what a Squip is
TinyButMighty: okay so who is this @birch_n_oak
Birch_n_Oak: I'm Evan, Jeremy's new step brother. I'm a senior and I'm going to your school.
Pancake: somebody older than me in this group?
DramaQueen: ikr
GossipQueen: ooh we gotta new student. I'ma tweet this.
Birch_n_Oak: please don't.
Birch_n_Oak changed their nickname to SmolBirch
SmolBirch: I'm smol and don't like attention.
Boyf: Jenna that means no doing your gossip thing.
FroyoQueen: I'm so lohst rn, who is this?
TinyButMighty: Jeremy's bro
Riends: the smol tree Daddy
SmolBirch: Michael!?
Pancake: dude that was... interesting.
Boyf: okay I'ma tag y'all so Evan isn't confused.
Boyf: @Riends is Michael, @TinybutMighty is Rich, @BroadwayBaby is Christine, @Pancake is Jake, @FroyoQueeb is Brooke, @DramaQueen is Chloe, and @GossipQueen is Jenna. And I'm @boyf
SmolBirch: what's a Boyf?
TinyButMighty: my beautiful nickname for Jeremy, Michael is Riends. Because they r super gay 4 each other.
Boyf: Tru
Riends: yep.
SmolBirch: hey do you care if I add a friend to this chat?
Boyf: sure
SmolBirch added LuvDaCronch to the group chat: Squip Squad
LuvDaCronch: Evan? Why did u add me to a chat?
SmolBirch: to meet the people at my school. They're friends with Jeremy
LuvDaCronch: who?
SmolBirch: my step bro
LuvDaCronch: okay...also what's a Squip?
SmolBirch: oh no
(Repeat of earlier)
LuvDaCronch: confused so much rn
Riends: what's da cronch?
LuvDaCronch: I eat bath bombs.
Riends: I hide weed in cassette tapes so this isn't weird at all
SmolBirch: Michael u smoke drugs!?
Riends: smoke drugs? No I smoke WEED. W E E D
SmolBirch: umm...is there a difference?
TinyButMighty: I gtg y'all Jake just came to pick me up
Pancake: we're goin on a date Bois!
Riends: I ship it
Boyf: it's Canon
Riends: and gay
Boyf: wouldn't have it any other way
Boyf: Okay me, Michael, and Ev r getting off now. I need to bond with my bro.
BroadwayBaby: and your bf.
Boyf: Christine y r u like this?
BroadwayBaby: because I'm CHRISTIIIIIIIIIINE
Riends: she told ya.
Boyf: srsly I'ma go now. Bai
Boyf, Riends, and SmolBirch are offline.
"So p-p-please exp-p-plain to me this S-S-Squip now."
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