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Comeback =
Friends: "What are you 5?"
Guy: "5 inches deep in your mom!"

Joke = "I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay. They promptly arrested me.

Pick up Lines = "Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on"

Hey Guys. Please check out my other books

1* Absolutely Bad (Uncompleted)

2* R-Rated Club (Completed)

3* The Must See and Read Addition 1 (Uncompleted)

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