Once upon a time, there was a duck that had 500 billion horses. Each of these horses had laser eyes, hoverboards instead hooves (1 for each hoof), and party hats. This duck, named Duck Dodgers, was one of the most famous ducks in the galaxy (which isn't saying much, since he was also the only duck in the galaxy). He went around the galaxy with his 500 billion horses fighting crime, saving princesses, and occasionally slapping an IRS agent in the face (not even ducks like them).
