I skipped down the grand staircase , for my eyes to be greeted with Lucas blocking the open front door and also my view of the glorious out side world ,he was scratching the back of his neck uncomfortably HA serves the wolf boy right after the performance he gave me upstairs. AS I look around the room it seems like the whole gang came to meet his parents. My mum and Victoria were conversing in the back left hand corner it looked well ermmm... cosy? then on the other side of the room my best friends were leaning against there mates whilst flirting and kissing "urgh too much PDA for me thank you" I mumble very quietly under my breath, as I hop down the last few steps not so gracefully as planned but oh well.
"Lucas Ashton Grey!" A strong slightly frightening female voice filled the air along with the front door slamming shut . Great , well here goes nothing.
"Really Mom again with the full name " Lucas sighed behind a small beautiful middle aged looking woman . He was shaking his head in annoyance. Note to self use mates full name pretty much all the time.
"So where is this no doubt wonderful mate that we've heard so little about ? hmmm Lucas, are you going to tell us or do I have to get it out of Hunter again?" Lucas's presumed mum asked sarcastically , Ok I like her already plus she gave Hunter up. Lucas's mother ad short shoulder length hair which was chestnut colour and deep brown eyes with flickers of gold hidden in them overall she looked stunning and well a lot like Lucas except the height which I think he got from the Godzilla of a man that stood behind the woman well I mean Godzilla height wise not lizarderly like an all. I decided it would be a god time to present myself to the two of them so here goes nothing.
"Hi , I'm Lauryn heard you looking fro me?" I say nervously after slowly walking towards Lucas and his parents .She looked me up and down obviously taking in my appearance which is when I remember what I'm clothed in well that is if you count Lucas 'shirt. I look over to my friends to see them laughing their arses off and Hunter and Jason shaking their heads in amusement well of course they would find this funny their arses are fully dressed unlike mine urgh god damn you Lucas Ashton Grey. You know what I should just have a bloody neon sign hanging above my head saying slut and then the oxford dictionary's definition.
"okay I know what it looks like ,but I didn't sleep with your son...well I did sleep with him but not with him with him do you understand ?" I say erratically tying to improve the predicament .well my explanation didn't work at all no not at all in fact in had the opposite effect it sent both Lucas and my mother into a coughing fit ,Victoria had a great big smirk plastered across her face, Ellie and Morgan were on the floor laughing Whilst hunter and Jason were leaning on the wall next to Elle and Morgan sniggering and lastly Both Lucas's parents looked absolutely bewildered at my previous statement. Ok its time to be blunt lauryn I say to myself.
"I'll translate what I just said, I didn't have sex with your son and there is a perfectly good explanation as to why I currently look like a slut" I say kid of politely which gained a comment from Morgan that went along the lines of "Nice save Loz" which then sent Jason and hunter into hysterics along side Morgan and Ellie.
"Great my life is apparently the next comedy movie coming to a cinema near you soon " I mumble under my breath whilst pinching the bridge of my nose . My comment obviously made superman and his relatives also join the laughing crusade.SO I turn to face my Mum and 'cousin'.
"You know what, I might sell my life story to some random movie director just so I will make a million pounds off it whilst everyone laughs at what my life has become" I say to them.
"May I recommend HBO they screened True Blood" Victoria added
"Hey is that the TV show with the vampires and way too many sex scenes ?" I ask generally interested I've skimmed past the show a few times whilst I was bored and channel surfing .
"That'll be the one" she replied chirpily hey may be she's not a psychotic evil bitch , but then again better safe then sorry right?
"Yep that will do , I mean why come out as a complete idiot . I might as well get a little action" I announce I little too loud sending an animalistic growl rippling throughout the room and my mum yet again into a fit. I should probably become a little more careful with my words.
"I hope the only action you'll be getting will be off me" Lucas whispers softly into my ear sending a firework show of in my body ,jeez man .
"Well that all depends if Johnny Depp's available from what I heard he's getting a divorce"
"Ohhh Chase I like her she's got sass " Lucas's mother said to Godzilla. Making me smile smugly with pride. Only for yet another growl to radiate through the air.
"Bloody Hell white fang again with the growling, you at least deserved that one for the stunt you pulled upstairs this morning and there will be plenty more comments like that one coming your way don't you worry. Now will you bloody stop growling before I put a muzzle on you" I say to Lucas
"Yep defiantly Luna material "Lucas's mother states happily whilst skipping towards me.
"I'm Adrianna but you can call me Mom and this is my Husband Chase , WE're Lucas's Parents "
"Hi" I reply back politely this time.
"Now child why on earth dressed in what I can only assume is my son's shirt" She asks slightly concerned
"Oh this should be good " Ellie mutters to Morgan loudly enough so I can just hear her.
"I know right , Quick go fetch the popcorn " Morgan replies. Wow can I just say what good friends I have *mental cough* being sarcastic * mental cough* .
"Well it all started when your beloved son kidnapped me .." I began but before I could finished I was interrupted
"Lucas Ashton Grey , I thought I raised you better . Why on Earth did you go and kidnap your mate she must have been terrified the poor girl!!!!" Lucas mother screamed at him making me smirk and lean close to his ear .
"Pay backs a bitch Rover" I whisper quietly.
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