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Crusaders Quest With my shitty characters

BEFORE I START MAKING A COMEDY WITH MY 3 MAIN HEROS.
WHO AREE. BONUS ALSO MY FAVOURITE GODDESS!
Leon:

My light son don't judge lmfao what

Mew:

MY HEALER BAEEEEEE THANKS FOR KEEPING ME ALIVE IN STAGES MEWW!!

Archon:

Lesson learnt don't fuck with this bitch, she'll fucking electocute you. Seriously lolol She's Stronger than Leon.
Attack power.
Leon:361
Archon:588
Mew:349

Aubery:

Don't get on her bad side. Jk no thats Bella. Btw it you piss off Bella you'll have a lotttt of burns.

OK THEN! COMEDY INCOMMEEEEEEEE(btw i'm repressing my depression squeak)

Leon:FUCK ANOTHER LAVA SLIMEY!
Archon:FUCK ELECTROCUTE IT.
Mew:I'M A FUCKING HEALER NOT AN MAGE!!!
Archon:wELL SOOOORRRRYYYY CAT WOMAN.
Leon:YOU SHUT UP! A SLIMEYYYY!!
Mew:FUCK A BLAZING ENT.
Archon:HOLD ON LEMME KILL THAT BASTARD!
*Me playing the game*
Me:WHY ARE YOU ALL SHOUTING!!!
*Back to game*
Leon:BULLSHIT! THEY HAVE A HEALER??
Mew:I'M BETTER THAN THEM LOWLIVES!
Archon:MY STAFF BROKE!
Leon:USE A TWIG.
Mew:INCOMING!!
Aubrey: You guys need to calm down.
Leon:Fine. Mew shoot that mother fucker.
Mew:k.
*Mew throws her spirit ball at an enemy*
Archon:ooOOOO ELECTRICITYYYYY!!
Leon:We won!!
Aubrey:I'm going to go talk to Prestina and Anut.

Everyone:oh ok!

Gold recieved:130
Treasures collected:2

Cat Mew: is now at the appropriate level to be promoted to 6 stars!
Archon the undiscovered: is now at the appropriate level to be promoted to 6 stars!
Leon of Light: (His actual game title) has levelled up! Level 18!

Their actual names in the game are above!

Characters.
Aubrey
Leon.
Archon.
Mew.
Lava Slimy.
Corrupted healer.
Blazing ent.

Lava slimy^
I couldn't get a picture of them. So I had to go in battle, hence the reason why there's a health bar at the top.

Corrupted healer, Imagine Mew corrupted. As a priest.

Blazing ents, imagine a tree that has legs,arms, eyes and bombs(that look like apples) and is on fire.

Thats my Crusaders quest comedy.