MoanaXJack one shots!!!

No One Like Moana

Written: November, 25, 2017

(A beauty and the beast special)

Way finding can be quite a task, especially if it's spending the entire time with the immature Maui.
Moana is the daughter of the Chief and sometimes that could be hard, even if there a brotherly immature Demi god who mocks you almost every minute of the entire day.

"Who does Maui think he is? That man has tangled with the wrong woman!" Moana was walking along the beach with her boyfriend Jack Frost. Both of them were meeting up with a group of their friends.

"Darn right!" Jack slaps her back.

"No one messes with Moana" shouts Olaf appearing from out of nowhere. She looks at him confused but then goes back to her sulking.
"Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear." She sits in the sand with her head tucked into her knees. Remembering how embarrassed she felt after Maui made her look like a fool in front of her people.
"More pork?" Jack takes out a kabob with BBQ pork chunks.

"What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced." She turns away from the delicious food and Jacks eyes widen in shock at her actions.
"Who, you? Never! Moana, you've got to pull yourself together" he kneels down to her level
"Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Moana
Looking so buried in the sand,
Everyone at home love to be you, Moana,
With your perfectly volumed hair,
There's no one in this village as admired as you,
You're ev'ryone's favorite little princess!"

"Daughter of the chief..." she interrupted but Jack quickly put his finger against her lips "shh!"
"Everyone's awed and inspired by you, And it's not very hard to see why,
No one's slick as Moana,
No one's quick as Moana,"

Olaf came and swung on her arms while singing "No one's arms are as incredibly thick as Moana's" before accidentally falling in his back and leaving his arms still clinging onto her.

"For there's no girl in this village half as crazy. Perfect, a adventurous girl!"

"You can ask any Marida, Elsa, or Anna
And they'll tell you whose sure physically strong in compare!"
The princesses suddenly pop out from behind  the Pom trees and Moana wondered if they were here the entire time?

They all sing "No one's been like Moana. A queen pin like Moana"
Jack quickly spins her around "No one pulls on the ear and demands like Moana!"
She just decided to sing as well and room with it. "As a single girl, yes, I'm intimidating!"

"My what a gal, that Moana!"

Merida appeared on her left "Her feet so big"
Elsa on her right "And so fearless these days!"

"Moana is the best
And she also weight lifts!" Jack tried to arm wrestle her but immediately lost.

Maui suddenly flew in and landed next to her "No one fights like Moana
Punches your nose like Moana"

The coconuts in the trees sang in unison."In a fight nobody hits coconuts with an ore like Moana!"

'Where the heck is everyone coming from?!' Thought Moana.

"For there's no ones hair is as curly and wavy" Merida tried to sing gracefully.

"And As you see I've got biceps to spare" she sang flexing her arms.

Elsa then measured her arms and legs "Not a bit of her's scraggly or scrawny"

"That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with sea water!" She sings while being splashed by the ocean for standing too close.

"No one hits like Moana
Matches wits like Moana"

"In a rope match nobody ties like Moana"

"Except for Maui..."

"Shut up Maui!" Jack suddenly froze him with his staff.
Moana giggled and started to walk towards her village. "When I was a girl I watched my father be chief
Every day to help me get wise!
And now that I'm grown I make my own choices!
So Im greatest chiefs of all time!"

"Noooooo one throws like Moana,
Hitting her goals like Moana!"

"Then goes tromping around wearing no shoes like Moana!"

"I use pigs in all of my decorating!!--"
Pua whimpers after seeing a row of stuffed pigs."oops..."
Jack laughs and quickly tugs on Moana's arms to dip her.
"And her names M-O.....M-o.....I believe there's an A...and I just realized that I'm an idiot and I never been to school on in over 200 years!"

"I wanna gal!! MOANAAAAAAAA!!!"

Suddenly just feeling the erg to do it. Moana cupped both of jacks cheeks and pulled him closer to her face. "Thank you frosty" she says before kissing him on the lips.

A/n: yeah yeah I'm cheesy and I stayed up half awake writing this so I might fix it later on haha