Simon added Jace, Magnus, Clary, Alec, Raphael, Luke and Izzy to a group chat
[Simon]
Imagine if someone handed you a box that contained all the items that you have lost throughout your life[Jace]
Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you so much for finding that![Alec]
Mental stability, my old friend![Raphael]
My will to live![Magnus]
I know I lost that potential somewhere![Luke]
Damn kids. Could you at least try to lighten up a little?[Simon]
Probably not[Izzy]
Am I seriously the only one who still has all of that shit left?[Jace]
Sister, you lost your mental stability way before Alec lost his[Alec]
True[Luke]
It runs in the family[Magnus]
Hilarious[Simon]
Speaking of something totally different, where's Clary?[Izzy]
She's probably sleeping[Raphael]
It's literally 3pm[Jace]
She had a rough night[Alec]
Ew[Jace]
Not that kind of rough night, you moron. She had a nightmare and couldn't fall back asleep until hours later[Simon]
Is she okay?[Luke]
We're talking about Clary Fairchild. There's nothing that can stop her[Alec]
Unfortunately[Raphael]
Are you guys always hating on each other in your group chats?[Simon]
No, it's mostly Jace and Alec who hates on me or/and Clary[Jace]
In my defence, it's hilarious[Clary]
It's fucking far from hilarious. I'm your girlfriend but you still laugh at me when Alec keeps harassing me[Simon]
WELCOME BACK, FRAY[Jace]
You know I love you, Clary ♡[Magnus]
You have a really odd way to show your love for someone, Jace[Luke]
You guys should start treating each other better. You're like a family after all[Alec]
Oh, I'm not in any way related to Clary[Clary]
...[Izzy]
Don't listen to him, Clary. He's moody because he's on his period again ♡[Simon]
Like always[Raphael]
The only one I would like to call family in this stupid group chat, is Magnus[Magnus]
Raph ♡[Alec]
Know your place in line, vampire[Izzy]
I was going to say that I ship it, but then I realized that someone of you probably would slit my throat if I did[Alec]
Without thinking twice[Luke]
Someone's acting like his mother[Jace]
I can't really decide if that's supposed to be an insult or a compliment[Simon]
Both?[Clary]
Probably more of an insult than a compliment[Magnus]
You guys have to be a lot nicer towards Maryse. She's doing the best she can to raise four hooligans[Jace]
Hey![Alec]
I love you too[Magnus]
You know I love you, Alexander ♡[Raphael]
I suddenly got the feeling that I'm watching my dad flirting. I'm outRaphael left the group chat
[Jace]
Magnus, you adopted him for a reason that I really can't see[Magnus]
Honestly? Me neitherHey guys🙈 Sorry that I haven't updated in a while but I have been really busy with a lot of things
I love you all so much and thanks for always supporting me❤️
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SHADOWHUNTERS // 2
FanfictionClary and her friends are back texting each other and this time, it's going to be a lot funnier, sassier and angrier conversations. Is it something special you would like to read? Send me a little DM or COMMENT and I'll see what I can do? Malec? Siz...