SHADOWHUNTERS // 2

Chapter 82.

[Jace]
Can you please pick up some stuff for me while you're at the store? I'm way too tired to go there myself

[Alec]
No

[Jace]
Why?

[Alec]
I'm not your bitch

[Jace]
ALEC LIGHTWOOD-BANE

[Alec]
What?

[Jace]
Wow, that was the first time I said your new last name since your wedding with Magnus and it actually suites you really good

[Alec]
I know

[Jace]
Whatever, can't you just do this for me? You're at the store anyways

[Alec]
Fine, what idiotic thing do you want me to buy for you this time?

[Jace]
Shampoo

[Alec]
Shampoo?

[Jace]
Yes and one more thing

[Alec]
Yeah?

[Jace]
Condoms

[Alec]
Condoms?

[Jace]
I'm going on a date later tonight and I don't have any condoms left

[Alec]
Jace, how many times do I have to tell you that you seriously can't get your own damn hand pregnant?

[Jace]
I hate you so much

[Alec]
I love you too

[Jace]
At least I'm getting laid, unlike you

[Alec]
Honey, you would die from a heart attack if you knew how much action I'm getting from my husband

[Jace]
Ew

[Alec]
YOU ASKED FOR IT

[Jace]
Can you pretty please buy me condoms and shampoo or not?

[Alec]
I rather not

[Jace]
Can't you just be a nice Parabatai for once? Besides, since you're getting so much action from your husband, why don't buy some for yourself?

[Alec]
I really don't want to have this conversation with you anymore

[Jace]
ALEC

[Alec]
If you want something done, you have to do it yourself, you lazy moron

[Jace]
UGH

Hi angels😇

How are you all doing? I'm sorry that I'm so slow at updating, but I'm way too lazy to update😂 I'm also having a lot of homework (that I'm not going) and I'm stressed cause I have four tests this week🙈

I love you all and thanks for always supporting me❤️

STAY AWESOME

-Mathilda