Simon added Jace, Izzy, Clary, Magnus and Alec to a group chat
[Simon]
CODE RED
[Clary]
What's a code red?
[Izzy]
A code red for me is my period, but I don't think Simon has the same problem
[Simon]
OBVIOUSLY
[Jace]
Please don't tell me that you have been drinking blood on the couch again. Seriously, you only have yourself to blame if your mum finds out about it
[Simon]
DOESN'T ANYONE OF YOU IDIOTS KNOW WHAT A CODE RED IS?
[Alec]
No and I couldn't care less
[Magnus]
Do you want me to hold Raphael down like last time or do you think you can handle it by yourself?
[Simon]
HOLD HIM DOWN
[Izzy]
Wait, what?
[Jace]
Magnus, you know what a code red is?
[Magnus]
Duh
[Clary]
What is it?
[Magnus]
He ruined one more jacket
[Simon]
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
[Magnus]
How did you do it this time?
[Simon]
I got mad at him because he wouldn't let me leave hotel Dumort and when I tried to escape, he hunt me down and I accidentally ripped a hole in his jacket
[Alec]
How are you even alive? Oh, that's right. I forgot. You aren't
[Magnus]
I'll talk to him
Magnus left the group chat
[Clary]
Simon, if it weren't for Magnus, you would be six feet under ground
[Simon]
I know
[Jace]
Would anyone of us complain though?
[Alec]
No
[Izzy]
Boys, that's my boyfriend you're trash talking. Please, show some respect
[Clary]
It's hard to show something that they don't have, Izzy
[Alec]
Let me ask you a question, you wannabe carrot. Are you proud over yourself?
[Clary]
Screw you, Alec Lightwood!
Clary left the group chat
[Jace]
You're so mature, Alec
[Alec]
Please, tell me something that I don't know and maybe I'll listen
[Simon]
#SassyAlecStrikesAgain
Magnus has returned to the group chat
[Magnus]
I have talked to Raphael and he promised not to cause you all too much pain
[Simon]
That doesn't make me feel any better
[Alec]
Good
[Magnus]
See things positive, Sheldon. At least he won't slit your throat
[Simon]
HURRAY!
Simon left the group chat
[Jace]
So, what are the two of you doing on a lovely day like this?
[Alec]
Non of your business
Alec left the group chat
[Jace]
Magnus?
[Magnus]
Nice try, shadowhunter
Magnus left the group chat
[Jace]
RUDE
Hello guys🙈 I'm sorry if this sucks right now but I'm in so much pain. I have taken a lot of painkillers but they're not working, which sucks
I love you all so much and thanks for always supporting me❤️
Q: What should happen next?
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FanfictionClary and her friends are back texting each other and this time, it's going to be a lot funnier, sassier and angrier conversations. Is it something special you would like to read? Send me a little DM or COMMENT and I'll see what I can do? Malec? Siz...
