The Hole In The Roof

Introduction

I don't really mind living in this attic because I've gotten used to the smell and the rats. One thing I do wish for would be for my owners to improve the lighting. Since the attic is so dark, I can't see a thing. Sometimes when I try to bite the ragged meat that is given to me two times a week, I bite of a rat tail, or even worse, a piece of wood. They should at least put a small candle up here. Maybe they don't put any lights because they don't want to see my horrible body. Another thing they could improve is the dust up here. There is so much that I can't smell because it has clogged up my nose. Then again, they probably do this so I can't smell and attack them when they hand me the meat, not that I would, anyway. Years of living in this dark, danky attic has made me quite docile. At least they don't put me in chains or lock me up in a cage. That would be horrendous and not make me docile at all.