SCP 049-J has to be the biggest moron in the entire facility. He already has tried to cure a patient with a sore throat by beating her throat in with a shoe as shown in his file, but he's actually kept the shoe since then so he can try out a new "cure" he created. He's now started throwing it at others/things. So far, he's thrown it at almost all of the walls and floors, making a large BANG noise in result each and every time, he's thrown it at random doctors/D-class, he once threw it at SCP 999, uh...he apparently threw it at a very "threatening" tutu...SCP 049's cell door/window, out a window and...directly at SCP 079's screen. This guy is a complete and utter disappointment to just about everyone and thing in the entire facility, especially 049.
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SCP Headcanons (DISCONTINUED)
ФанфикAs the title states, this is a bunch of headcanons and personal interpretations I have on the SCPs shown on here. None of the SCPs are mine and neither is any of the art shown on the cover or in the book.