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Whoops. A few days turned into a few months. Also, slight vulgarity warning. There's only two curse words.

Well, after practically forever, I've finally come up with some more headcanons

1. There was a time where SCP 096 actually befriended SCP 682 during an experiment where they were contained together. SCP 682 even got a full view of it's face, though it surprisingly didn't comment on it's odd features like it usually would have done with a certain other creature if it would just take off it's damn mask already (049-J, not 049 or the other one).

2. Speaking of SCP 049-J, he still hasn't figured out that his cure doesn't work, even after being reprimanded for at least an hour straight by none only than the bird man him/itself, SCP 049.

3. Another 049-J one. SCP 049 has regrettably tried to teach him some actual ways of "helping" and "curing" human beings, but the dimwit absolutely refuses to listen to him.

A/N-One of these days he's gonna get himself into some pretty big trouble and 049 is just gonna be sitting there like "I told you so."

4. For some odd reason, there's only 3 unisex bathrooms in the e n t i r e facility and one of them is in 106's containment area. So if any one of the hundreds of workers there has to use the bathroom and the other two are taken (which is basically all the time), they're either gonna have to find a way to get in and out of that cell without getting 106's attention, haul ass in and out of there as fast as possible, or just wait for one of the others to open up.

5. A kind doctor in the facility has actually considered making 096 a mask that it can wear so it won't feel so insecure about itself, but sadly they're not allowed to give it anything that they're not required to give.

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