Do I say I do?

The love of my life

"Mr hemmings will you please say your vowels."
Said the vicor,
Sorry, I was daydreaming, which sounds really bad as I'm in the middle of getting married but that's life I guess.
Today was the day when I finally get married to the love of my life.
But you see, there was something wrong about it.
But why would there? I mean I'm getting married to the most loveliest man I've ever met, my family are there smiling like loonies because they never thought a day would come when I'd get married.
What they mean by that is that they never thought a man could want a bit of this if you get my drift.
I mean I understand what they mean, I'm not the most prettiest women there is, and I'm clumsy as hell.
Dismissing the fact that I'm very socially awkward, I mean the first thing I said on our first date was, "oh I love a good sausage I do."
Don't worry there was some sense of meaning to why I said that, okey.
I was eating sausage and mash you see.
And I'm just gonna tell you right now those sausages were immense.
But anyway back to why something feels wrong about today.
My husband (husband to be-norty- ) and my friends where all sitting together.
As I look around.
Michael was grinning at me with his cheesy smile. Ashton doing...well what an Ashton does I suppose. But....where's Calum? I'm about to marry the love of my life. But my bestfriend isn't even here to see?
Now I think about it, last night I did get some weird messages from him.
I mean I would show you but like I'm kinda in the middle of something here if you get me.
Me and Calum have been friends since the beginning, like I literally mean the beginning.
We were even born in the same hospital, at the same time, he was literally in the room next to me.
Calum was the most funniest, sweetest, and caring man I'd ever met.
He'd always tell me he would never miss this day for the world.
And yet, I don't see no curley haired Calum here yet.
I loved Calum, there was even a time when we made a deal that if I was still single when I was 30, we'd get married and get a dog.
We'd do everything together and live happily ever after.
But that idea fell to pieces when he introduced me to his friend Luke.
So why wouldn't he come to my own wedding?
"Miss Edwards? Vowels?"