holiday in florida | djh [discontinued]

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high school sucks kiddos. avoid it at all costs! it's midnight and i'm rewarding myself by writing a little after i finished my AP world paper and as i finish each of my 5 stupid math assignments that i put off until the last minute

HI HERE'S A NOTE TO MY YOUNGER READERS!! if you are going into high school soon, please do yourself a favor and work on getting schoolwork done early, or at least on time. trust me, you will feel so much better about yourself and your grades will improve by 500%! what a life hack!! also don't take advanced placement classes if you plan on having a social life

anyway, this week is going to be extremely busy for me so it's very likely i won't have another update for a while. (haha like i update regularly lmao)

this chapter is going to be a little different. basically it's going to be a collection of texts between you and dan to fill in a big time skip 

enjoy!

Dec 22

8:37 am

Dan 💗: i miss you already

8: 42 am 

Dan 💗:  Y/N!

8:59 am

Dan 💗: Y/N YOU BETTER ANSWER ME

Dan 💗: I SPENT £18 FOR AIRPLANE WIFI JUST TO TALK TO YOU

Dan 💗:  PHIL FELL ASLEEP I'M SO LONELY

You: woah dan chill.

You: i was just in the shower lmao

Dan 💗:  oh thank god

You: what, did you think i died or someth??

Dan 💗: nooooooo

Dan 💗: i thought you hated me

You: why on earth would you think that??

Dan 💗:  idk

Dan 💗: i tend to assume the worst

You: same tbh

You:: i should go, i have plans

Dan 💗:  Y/N!

Dan 💗: ARE YOU TELLING ME

Dan 💗: YOU HAVE OTHER FRIENDS??

Dan 💗: OH MY GOD

Dan 💗: DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND??

Dan 💗: SHIT 😳

You: jesus christ dan, calm down

You: did you really think i was some helpless worm with no friends before you and phil came?

Dan 💗: i'm not gonna answer that..

You: #blocked 

Jan 1

3:14 pm

You: DAN GUESS WHAT

daniel the rat: what?