(FELTCLIFFE)DRARRY ONE-SHOTS

TEXTING

Draco Malfoy: Hello, Potter

Harry Potter: How did you get my number, Malfoy?

Draco Malfoy: Magic~

Harry Potter: O-o

Draco Malfoy: :)

Harry: What do you want?

Draco: I want to be friends.

Harry: NO WAY!!!

Draco: Did you get my text?

Harry: You just had to put an AVPM reference in this convo.

Draco: You know us Hufflepuffs are good finders

Harry: YOURE NOT EVEN IN HUFFLEPUFF, GOD DAMMIT!

Draco: Fine...Can I SLYTHERIN your bed tonight?

Harry: NO!! I'm dating Ginny!

Draco: Wasn't she boring in the Movies?

Harry: In the books she wasn't!!

Draco: I have better taste than her...And yeah you're children names though

Harry: What is wrong with my kid's names?

Draco: ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER?

Harry: It's in honor of them!!

Draco: LILY LUNA POTTER?

Harry: It's after Luna and my mother!

Draco: JAMES SIRIUS POTTER?!

Harry: That name was after my dad and my godfather.

Draco: O-o BUT!!! EVEN HERMIONE & RON DID BETTER NAMES THAN YOU!! DID GINNY EVEN AGREE FIRST?

Harry: She was too exhausted, so I'm like-

Draco: Blah blah blah, Lily, James and Albus. We know.

Harry: Oh sh*t!

Draco: What!?

Harry: Scorpius and Albus are missing! 

Draco: ...

Harry: ...

Draco: ...

Harry: ...

Draco: Your fault